Kitchen Table

[Rodgera]

My son had absentmindedly left his sneakers on our kitchen table.
"That's disgusting," my husband yelled. "Doesn't he realize that we
eat off that table?"

Then he went back to work on the car. I cleaned the table and left to
do my grocery shopping.

When I came home, I couldn't set my bags down anywhere.

Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a carburetor. AAAGGGHH!!!

[rrich]

I have to admit that I once cleaned a carburetor on the Kitchen Table.

[KBs PensNmore]

My son had absentmindedly left his sneakers on our kitchen table.
"That's disgusting," my husband yelled. "Doesn't he realize that we
eat off that table?"

Then he went back to work on the car. I cleaned the table and left to
do my grocery shopping.

When I came home, I couldn't set my bags down anywhere.

Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a carburetor. AAAGGGHH!!!

Sounds like my first wife's place, except it was dishes.
When everything was dirty, she'd go out and buy another set.:oo:

[Handyjack]

I thought the best place to dismantle a carburetor was the floor. Harder to drop and loose a part. :( Oh, and do it on a plain white sheet, makes it easier to spot the parts and keeps the floor clean. :oo: