The Physical

[Rodgera]

During my annual physical yesterday, my doctor asked me about my daily
activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped
from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky
hills, stood in a patch of blackberry bush, crawled out of quicksand, and
jumped away from an aggressive red bellied black."


Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoors man!"


"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."

[Sturdee]

"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."

Is there any other type ?

My experience of working in a private golf club for eleven years shows the above to be true.

Peter.

[Gabriel]

Pretty sure they're all great golfers having bad days

(Only observations from mad golfing in-laws, not personal experience)

[Handyjack]

For my medical they make sure I can , check my eye sight, (I can put my glasses on now), and can hear (what did you say).
I then go in to see the doctor and talk trains.

And the best part - some one else is paying.