The good oil

[Allan at Wallan]

Whenever we have problems with the car my wife always
has the answer - she somehow believes she is a trained mechanic.

Yesterday she took the oil dipstick from the car into Supercheap
and asked for a new one. The attendant asked what was wrong
with it as it looked ok.

She replied, "It must be worn out, it no longer reaches the oil".

Allan

[KBs PensNmore]

Love it, my son works in a wrecking yard, and quite often he has ladies coming in asking for a 710 cap? Most of the blokes stand around scratching their heads, trying to work out what on earth they want, he's worked out, it's the OIL cap.

[Lyle]

My daughter used to think that the E on the stick meant enough ��������

[rwbuild]

Ted Bullpit channeled no less

[rrich]

A coworker of my son once said, "The oil light isn't on yet so I don't need to change the oil."

BTW - She was about to start on a cross country trip of about 4000 Km.