Rodgera
19th October 2016, 08:29 AM
:pYou haven't had enough coffee until you can
thread a sewing machine while it's running.
:pYou cannot stop the ongoing love affair
between pasta sauce and your clothing.
:pAn antique is something your grandmother bought, your mother
threw out, and you are now buying back.
:pI want one of those jobs where people ask,
"Do you actually get paid to do this?"
:pMen say that women should come with instructions,
but have you ever seen a man read instructions?
:pI did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down and had to use
my arms to get back up ... so close enough. Now I need chocolate!
:pWhen a habit begins to cost money, it is called a hobby.
:pI choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think
was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."
thread a sewing machine while it's running.
:pYou cannot stop the ongoing love affair
between pasta sauce and your clothing.
:pAn antique is something your grandmother bought, your mother
threw out, and you are now buying back.
:pI want one of those jobs where people ask,
"Do you actually get paid to do this?"
:pMen say that women should come with instructions,
but have you ever seen a man read instructions?
:pI did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down and had to use
my arms to get back up ... so close enough. Now I need chocolate!
:pWhen a habit begins to cost money, it is called a hobby.
:pI choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think
was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."