Cannibal Restaurant

[KBs PensNmore]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.




Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Toasted Tourist: $5.00


+Broiled Missionary $10.00


+Fried Explorer: $15.00


+Baked/Grilled: Liberal, Labor or Greens. $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning!!"

[Kidbee]

I am sure it includes ex politicians as well!

[Lyle]

And once the crap is cleaned out there is hardly anything left!!!!!! :D

[Rodgera]

You can't used the head, unless you can crack a vacuum

[Simplicity]

I hear once cleaned there all gutless to

[doug3030]

I hear once cleaned there all gutless to

No brain, no heart, no guts and no backbone - They should farm them for pet food, almost nothing to go to waste.

Cheers

Doug

[Rodgera]

No brain, no heart, no guts and no backbone - They should farm them for pet food, almost nothing to go to waste.

Cheers

Doug

Nuh mate - use em to control ferral rabbits an foxes, kill quicker than Calicivirus!!

[KBs PensNmore]

One cannibal said to the other "I passed your brother the other day, blighter gave me the runs"!!