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Stewie D
30th August 2016, 08:48 AM
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.



Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.



The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.



The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.



"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."



Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.



"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet," the circus couple explained.



The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"



"It doesn't really matter, as long the kid fits in the cannon.


Stewie

rrich
30th August 2016, 02:20 PM
I did not see that one coming.

Lyle
31st August 2016, 08:34 AM
They need to check him for the right caliber for the job. :rolleyes:

AlexS
31st August 2016, 08:45 AM
Boring!

Rodgera
31st August 2016, 08:04 PM
That was a shot out of left field

Handyjack
31st August 2016, 09:17 PM
​Boom!

KBs PensNmore
1st September 2016, 12:27 AM
Hope the net is small enough to catch it.:D

rrich
1st September 2016, 06:53 AM
Come on guys! Neil is going to get upset.

Rodgera
1st September 2016, 07:57 AM
arf a cuppa cement