Cooking Skills

[Rodgera]

Proud of my cooking skills, I smugly asked my 11-year-old-brother if
he could tell the difference between my cooking and my father's.

"Sure," he said, "When Dad cooks, we don't have to open the windows."




----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.

[KBs PensNmore]

Sort of reminds me of my first wife's cooking!
She used to do UFO's???


Unidentified Fried Objects

[Tritonitis]

The Mrs asked me take out the rubbish yesterday so I told her "you cooked it, you take it out"...

Fortunately bruised heal pretty quickly.