Geoff Dean
25th August 2005, 07:16 AM
A couple of hunters are out shooting pigs when one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other bloke whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.
“My friend is dead! What can I do?” he asks the operator.
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Now just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot. The bloke comes back on the line.
He says: “OK, now what?"
“My friend is dead! What can I do?” he asks the operator.
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Now just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot. The bloke comes back on the line.
He says: “OK, now what?"