John Saxton
6th August 2016, 06:27 PM
this has been around before ,still worth a giggle.
A girl
asks her
boyfriend to come over Friday night
to meet, and have dinner
with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to her boyfriend that after dinner,
she would like
to go out and make love for
the first time.
The
boy is ecstatic,
but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist
to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and the pharmacist
helps the boy for
about an hour. He tells
the boy everything there is to know
about
condoms and sex.
At
the register, the
pharmacist asks the boy
how many condoms he'd like to
buy, a
3-pack, 10-pack, or family Pack. The boy insists on
the family pack because he thinks he will be
rather busy, it
being his first time and
all.
That night, the
boy
shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his
girlfriend at the door. “Oh,
I'm so excited for you to
meet my
parents, come on in!"
The boy
goes inside
and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's
parents are seated. The
boy quickly offers to say grace and
bows his
head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass,
and still no
movement from the boy. Finally,
after 20 minutes with his
head down, the
girl friend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no Idea you were this
religious."
The boy turns, and
whispers
back, “I had no idea your father was THE
pharmacist."
A girl
asks her
boyfriend to come over Friday night
to meet, and have dinner
with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to her boyfriend that after dinner,
she would like
to go out and make love for
the first time.
The
boy is ecstatic,
but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist
to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and the pharmacist
helps the boy for
about an hour. He tells
the boy everything there is to know
about
condoms and sex.
At
the register, the
pharmacist asks the boy
how many condoms he'd like to
buy, a
3-pack, 10-pack, or family Pack. The boy insists on
the family pack because he thinks he will be
rather busy, it
being his first time and
all.
That night, the
boy
shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his
girlfriend at the door. “Oh,
I'm so excited for you to
meet my
parents, come on in!"
The boy
goes inside
and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's
parents are seated. The
boy quickly offers to say grace and
bows his
head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass,
and still no
movement from the boy. Finally,
after 20 minutes with his
head down, the
girl friend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no Idea you were this
religious."
The boy turns, and
whispers
back, “I had no idea your father was THE
pharmacist."