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John Saxton
31st July 2016, 05:57 PM
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.



" Not yet, " said the little boy.



His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.



Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.



" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? " he asks.



" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "



Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.



The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,



" You gonna tell him or should I ? "

Dareen
31st July 2016, 06:15 PM
Love it !!!

Stewie D
3rd August 2016, 02:21 PM
That's good !

KBs PensNmore
3rd August 2016, 11:41 PM
Have told a few people this one and they loved it!!!!
Thanks for a good chuckle.
Kryn