Rodgera
23rd July 2016, 09:28 AM
My husband was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a
ball into the rough. As he headed for the brush to find his ball, the
chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out."
The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting
assistance with removing the snakes.
"You've got to be kidding," my husband replied in astonishment.
"People actually call the fire department to help them with
rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?"
"Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is it on fire?'"
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
When I retire, I'm going to enjoy life and live off of my savings.
Not sure what I'm going to do on the second day.
ball into the rough. As he headed for the brush to find his ball, the
chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out."
The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting
assistance with removing the snakes.
"You've got to be kidding," my husband replied in astonishment.
"People actually call the fire department to help them with
rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?"
"Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is it on fire?'"
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
When I retire, I'm going to enjoy life and live off of my savings.
Not sure what I'm going to do on the second day.