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Wongo

24th August 2005, 06:04 AM

I know we have a lot of programmers here. So lets talk like one and have so fun….. :D

IF interested = true THEN
    Reply
ELSE
    GOTO nextpost
END IF

zathras

24th August 2005, 07:35 AM

class Ubeaut {
private:
. SendPM();
. ViewReputation();
public:
. StartNewThread();
. ReplyToThread();
. HijackThread();
. ImproveReputationOfOthers();
. DestroyReputationOfOthers();
. SendJoke();
protected:
. Ego();
};

The list is endless :D

Wongo

24th August 2005, 08:19 AM

<nerd>zathras</nerd> :D

RufflyRustic

24th August 2005, 08:52 AM

print"Need More Wood"
print"Need Big Shed"
print"Need More Tools"

:D
I only know basic, is that ok Wongo?

Cheers
RufflyRustic

silentC

24th August 2005, 09:04 AM

<insult name="Wongo">Get a life</insult>

<xsl:stylesheet>
<xsl:template match="/">
<html>
<body>
<h1>Insult Wongo</h1>
<xsl:apply-templates select="insult" />
</body>
</html>
</xsl:template>

<xsl:template match="insult">
<p>Hey, <xsl:value-of select="@name" />, <xsl:apply-templates /></p>
</xsl:template>
</xsl:stylesheet>

johna

24th August 2005, 09:32 AM

and here is window xp source code

#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}

Jack E

24th August 2005, 09:45 AM

NERDS!!!!

Wood Borer

24th August 2005, 10:43 AM

Wongo,

You have been away from your shed, timber and tools for too long. :(

You should beam yourself back Scotty or wear a foilley before the aliens take over completely.

arose62

24th August 2005, 10:48 AM

while (trees)
add_item_to_TODO_LIST;
require(new_tool);
if (money) and !SWMBO then
acquire(new_tool);
select case (time){
weekend|holiday|"sick" -> goto shed;
workhours|night -> { wget("LeeValleyCatalogue.html");
drool;}
while (TODO_LIST)
fiddle;
pfaff;
sharpen;
design;
begin;

Grunt

24th August 2005, 10:49 AM

using System.********;
using System.MoreCrap;

namespace Au.Com.UBeaut.Woodworkforums {

class public {

public () {

while (moreThreadsToRead) {
ReadThread();
if (threadStartedBy.equals(Zed) {
WieldAxe();
}
else if (thread.ContainsBullShit()) {
WieldAxe();
}
else if (thread.ContainsNaughtyPictures()) {
StareAtPicture();
Sleep(10);
WieldAxe();
}
else {
WieldAxe();
}
}
}
}
}

Daddles

24th August 2005, 10:58 AM

******.***=****
**[****]** ****
*** ****-****
********

:D
Richard

edited to complain about the banned words filter messing with my code

HappyHammer

24th August 2005, 11:03 AM

This is sad

Zed

24th August 2005, 11:04 AM

I agree with Jack E - what a pack of geeks!

pau1

24th August 2005, 11:04 AM

Zed

24th August 2005, 11:25 AM

set output wood geek;
set table_name for read_only

select
username as geek
avatar
rep points

from
user_table_name

where

username in ('geek','nerd')
;

zenwood

24th August 2005, 12:54 PM

Gingermick

24th August 2005, 06:35 PM

select
username as geek
;

So what's the 'non-human primate' equivalent of the geek then?

Cliff Rogers

24th August 2005, 06:46 PM

Opps someone is stuck in a loop... or is there an echo in here?

@echo off

simon says @echo off

Gingermick

24th August 2005, 07:12 PM

I'm thinking of taking up a job with microsoft

:D

johna

24th August 2005, 07:19 PM

High School/Jr.High
===================

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

First year in College
=====================
program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.

Senior year in College
======================
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

New professional
================
#include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}

Seasoned professional
=====================
#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>

class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;

public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}

~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}

friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};

ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}

string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}

int main()
{
string str;

str = "Hello World";
cout << str << endl;

return(0);
}

Apprentice Hacker
===================
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV = 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(FILE, "" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg:
$!\n";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;

Experienced Hacker
===================
#include <stdio.h>
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

Seasoned Hacker
===================
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out

Guru Hacker
===================
% cat
Hello, world.
^D

New Manager
===================
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

Middle Manager
===================
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,
world."?

I need it by tomorrow.
^D

Senior Manager
===================
% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

Chief Executive
===================
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout

Rocker

24th August 2005, 07:31 PM

if {$nick=="Wongo" && $location=="USA"}
then {echo "Whiiiiiiiinge" && $action=="spit dummy"}
while ($returndate<$todaysdate)
whine; $todaysdate++
elif {$location=="Sinny" && $LVorder=="delivered"}
echo "beudy"
endif

Rocker

Wongo

24th August 2005, 11:44 PM

if {$nick=="Wongo" && $location=="USA"}
then {echo "Whiiiiiiiinge" && $action=="spit dummy"}
while ($returndate<$todaysdate)
whine; $todaysdate++
elif {$location=="Sinny" && $LVorder=="delivered"}
echo "beudy"
endif

Rocker

I like that. :D

Zed, try this after Friday

Select LEFT(user_name,2), status FROM ubeaut_user WHERE rep_point < 0

1 Do inactive
2 Ke inactive
3 Ze active

:D :D :D

AlexS

24th August 2005, 11:47 PM

As someone once said...
make it possible for programmers to write in English, and you will find that programmers cannot write in English

Wongo

25th August 2005, 05:03 AM

Server Error in '/Hello_world' Application.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Parser Error
Description: An error occurred during SilentC accusing Wongo for not having a life. Please apologize immediately and modify your comment appropriately.

Parser Error Message: Wongo does have a life and he is a nice person.

Source Error:
Line 1: <insult name="Wongo">Get a life</insult>
Line 2: <xsl:stylesheet>
Line 3: <xsl:template match="/">

Source File: http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?p=189882#post189882 Line: 1

:D

silentC

25th August 2005, 10:58 AM

Works on my machine :p