John Saxton
18th June 2016, 03:48 PM
may have been posted but still good for a giggle!
HANDYMAN HUSBAND
Blond Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"
Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER
OVER THE EDGES
AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY
WITH HAMMER"
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW
HANDYMAN HUSBAND
Blond Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"
Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER
OVER THE EDGES
AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY
WITH HAMMER"
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW