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KBs PensNmore
10th June 2016, 12:18 AM
Lady in Glasgow comes home to find house burgled, police arrive and take a list of things missing, they are sitting in lounge room and lady suddenly screams..."they've taken my hubby, my hubbys ashes were on the mantlepiece".

One young officer is very uncomfortable about this and shifting position he kicks something under the glass top coffee table, he bends down pulls out the urn with open top and also notices strange marks on the coffee table.
"Sir" he says to his senior, may I speak outside to you?"

They go out of the room and young man suggests that burglars may be dumb, as he suspects they have taken the ashes and scrapped them onto table and snorted them. Again he makes a suggestion that a notice be put out on local radio, that the two people who broke into this house and snorted what they thought was drugs are very likely to die, unless treated at hospital within 30 minutes. Police are duly sitting quietly at the hospital when two panicked idiots come in screaming that they're going to die.

doug3030
10th June 2016, 02:37 AM
Not sure I understand what is going on here.

Look at post 2 of this threadhttp://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/groaners-politically-incorrect-cares-206015

Original post by Kryn, post #2 by Tonto, then Kryn , who actually clicked on "likes" for Tonto's post, so must have read it, starts a new thread with a copy of Tonto's post?

I just do not get that?

Cheers

Doug

Tonyz
10th June 2016, 09:57 AM
You pirated my story.............:fit::fit::smack::smack::zap::thumbup:

doug3030
10th June 2016, 10:21 AM
I just got it. Thats why Kryn titled it "Burgled" because thats how he got the story :cool: :2tsup:

KBs PensNmore
10th June 2016, 11:37 PM
Sorry, wasn't sure where I got it from, and thought it was funny, so I'd post it here. Can delete it if you like????

AlexS
11th June 2016, 04:24 AM
Sorry, wasn't sure where I got it from, and thought it was funny, so I'd post it here. Can delete it if you like????It's OK, we'll just sit here & laugh at you.:D

Tonyz
11th June 2016, 10:44 AM
Man, dont sweat it, funnier things have happened here but I dont remember when.

Its given someone here a headache trying to work out whats happened.

KBs PensNmore
11th June 2016, 08:43 PM
That's the trouble as I get older, I'm suffering CRAFT disease. Can't Remember A F....... Thing:D

Tonyz
12th June 2016, 05:04 PM
err what was this all about again. Something about burglers?