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KBs PensNmore
10th April 2016, 11:16 PM
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Melbourne University and her job as a social worker and a teacher at the local TAFE college.


The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"


"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times, owned an Audi station wagon, a Leyland P76, Mazda Wagon and also supported Collingwood the last 4 years, voted for Kevin Rudd and bought shares in Dick Smith."

doug3030
11th April 2016, 12:48 AM
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times, owned an Audi station wagon, a Leyland P76, Mazda Wagon and also supported Collingwood the last 4 years, voted for Kevin Rudd and bought shares in Dick Smith."

Well, seriously, what would you expect from someone with an arts and education degree?

Cheers

Doug

rrich
11th April 2016, 11:24 AM
Does intending to vote for Donal Trump qualify?

doug3030
11th April 2016, 03:58 PM
Does intending to vote for Donal Trump qualify?

In your part of the world intending to vote for any of them would qualify.