Rodgera
4th April 2016, 07:04 AM
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office
and demanded a raise right then and there.
"Please," protested the college president, "you already make more
than the entire History Department."
"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the
coach blustered. "Look."
He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the
hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath.
"You're not there, sir," he reported.
"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his
head. "I would have phoned."
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
and demanded a raise right then and there.
"Please," protested the college president, "you already make more
than the entire History Department."
"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the
coach blustered. "Look."
He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the
hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath.
"You're not there, sir," he reported.
"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his
head. "I would have phoned."
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.