More blondes

[Iain]

1. If Brighton blondes reverted to their original hair colour what would it be?






Grey.





2. What do Brighton blondes wear to a funeral?






Black tennis skirt.
There are others but I can't remember them all.

[silentC]

What's a Brighton Blonde?

... and don't say "a blonde from Brighton" :p

[Grunt]

Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.

[craigb]

Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.

The equivelent in Sydney would be a Mosman Blonde then. ;)

[silentC]

I remember when I lived in Double Bay in Sydney, there was an old duck who used to do her shopping in Coles wearing a fur coat and dripping in jewellery. She'd drive up in her Rolls and pull into the kerb with the asre sticking out into the street. I used to think "if you're so bloody rich, why do you have to do your own shopping and drive your own car?"

[Kev Y.]

Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.

Toorak with water views ;)

[Iain]

What's a Brighton Blonde?
Generally about 60 going on 21 :rolleyes:

[Auld Bassoon]

Brighton is expensive gentile bayside suburb in Melbourne.

And full of F*Wits in pristine 4WDs that have never seen grass, far less bush. Mostly driven by blondes with face jobs that end at their ankles...http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif

Unless you lived nearby, you'd hardly credit the number of "vanity addresses" that imply Brighton, but could be as far away as Oakleigh. Utter bovine recycling material

Cheers!

[Geoff Dean]

And full of F*Wits in pristine 4WDs that have never seen grass, far less bush. Mostly driven by blondes with face jobs that end at their ankles...http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif

Unless you lived nearby, you'd hardly credit the number of "vanity addresses" that imply Brighton, but could be as far away as Oakleigh. Utter bovine recycling material

Cheers!

Auld Bassoon, don't beat about the bush, say what you really mean :D :D :D

And I agree with you :eek: :eek: :eek:

[gatiep]

Mutton dressed as lamb?

[Ashore]

I remember when I lived in Double Bay in Sydney, there was an old duck who used to do her shopping in Coles
Must have pre 80's There was only wollworths after that.






Useless infomation for the day


If you drive like hell, your bound to get there.

[silentC]

OK, it was Woolies. 1989...

[AlexS]

OK, it was Woolies. 1989...

Thanks, it's important to get the big things right. :rolleyes:

[silentC]

Precision is everything ;)

[Paul H]

There are some great Scot's saying for some of these people;


Fur coat and no knickers

Two car's in the Drive and nothing in the fridge

[Gingermick]

Precision is everything ;)

That would be accuracy rather than precision.:p

[silentC]

precision
// (say pruh'sizhuhn) noun 1. the quality or state of being precise. 2. accuracy; exactness. 3. mechanical exactness. 4. exact observance of forms in conduct or actions; punctiliousness.

accuracy
// (say 'akyuhruhsee) noun the condition or quality of being accurate; precision or exactness; correctness.


Double :p :p

[AlexS]

Fur coat and no knickers

Two cars in the Drive and nothing in the fridge

Sounds like my kind of girl. I don't mind bringing my own beer. :D

[Iain]

I think I may have met her too :rolleyes: