Getting Even

[KBs PensNmore]

Peter is on the bus going to the City, it's a 3/4 of an hour journey there. At the next stop, a young lady gets on, takes the seat right next to him and takes her phone out calls her boyfriend, saying "Suzie here", after talking for about 10 mins, by which time Peter is getting really peeved at her loud voice, saying to the BF/F, "but of coarse I love you, you know there would never be anyone else" and repeating it several time with a small break to let him answer. Eventually Peter says in a rather loud voice, "Suzie sweetheart, hang up from that clown and come back to bed PLEASE"
The bus load of passengers give him the biggest loudest cheers.