The 'Only' Joke Challenge

[Carry Pine]

There seem to be so many punsters out there these days!
I challenge you to add to this 'only' joke BUT YOU MUST NOT BE RUDE AND SEND THE THREAD TO THE RED ROOM!
Anyone guilty (like the Disorderly Conduct joke) will be punished.

Here goes. Can you add to it?

She was only a whisky maker,
But i loved her still.


Carry Pine

[A Duke]

She had such a great spirit.

[rwbuild]

And liked a tipple or two

[Bob38S]

And liked a tipple or two

In a shot glass.

[rrich]

In a shot glass.

There must be a way to add this to the "Afraid" thread.

[QC Inspector]

After a few she developed a rye sense of humour.

[Bob38S]

If cattle had a sense of humour, would that make them a laughing stock?

[Chesand]

If cattle had a sense of humour, would that make them a laughing stock?

What about sheep?

[rrich]

What about sheep?

Texas, where men are men and sheep are nervous.

[Bob38S]

What about sheep?

That Bo Peep girl has been at it again.

[rwbuild]

As well as that Miss Muffet on her tuffet

[Bob38S]

In keeping with the "Only Joke" title.

If you are driving down the road and you hit a truck full of lemons, does it mean you are bitter but full of zest?

[Tritonitis]

No, but it's contagious... ;)

[Rodgera]

She was a farmer's daughter, but she coudn't keep the calves together

[Twisted Tenon]

But she kneaded the dough

[QC Inspector]

Sadly, though well bread, she had fallen on hard times.

Pete

[Twisted Tenon]

But had to do something to earn a crust

[fenderbelly]

and got a rise

[Carry Pine]

She was bred in ol' Kentucky but she's only a crumb down here.

Graham

[Twisted Tenon]

She was three Stooges short of a picnic

[QC Inspector]

She was still able to make Moe money than her ant when the moonshine.

Pete

[Twisted Tenon]

That was a Curly one?