Snake for sale

[KBs PensNmore]

This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay.


A bloke rang up and asked if it was big.


She said, "It's massive."


He said, “How many feet?"


She said, “None ... it's a *&##**#. snake !!”

[rrich]

For the metric challenged among us, HYSTERICAL.

:2tsup: :D

[rwbuild]

Didn't you mean "hissterical"

[doug3030]

Didn't you mean "hissterical"

Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever

Cheers

Doug

[labr@]

Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever

Cheers

Doug

That'll probably come true now thanks to you. Fangs very much.

[doug3030]

That'll probably come true now thanks to you. Fangs very much.

It wont be long and the usual crowd will show up and adder few posts.

CHeers

DOug

[labr@]

Well if there are any more python puns at least they should be constrictive.

[doug3030]

The blonde did not want to buy the snake in the first place but her friend anaconda

[Sawdust Maker]

a feather boa constrictor

[labr@]

The blonde did not want to buy the snake in the first place but her friend anaconda


I imagine that would rattle 'er.

[rwbuild]

She will need a viper to wipe the smile off her face

[Carry Pine]

Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever


Cheers

Doug

No, not interested. I wont be losing any skin over this thread.

Carry Pine

[KBs PensNmore]

What's the difference between a wood worker and a snake???






They both love trees

[ian]

as Noah said to the Adders, "do it by logs"

[Rodgera]

Just like Sydney's Red Rattlers

[Carry Pine]

Just like Sydney's Red Rattlers

Are they the trained snakes I saw at La Perouse?

Carry Pine

[ian]

It's been suggested, that perhaps I should expand on this


as Noah said to the Adders, "do it by logs"


The full joke is

A pair of snakes were slivering down the ramp of the Ark and Noah said to them, as he said to each pair of animals leaving the Ark,
"Go forth and multiply!"
To which the snakes replied,
"We can't, we're Adders."
To which Noah responded,
"Go forth and do it by Logs."



Logs are logarithms.
If you remember log tables, you'll get it

[Bob38S]

Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever

Cheers

Doug

Yep, but it is harmless, non venomous that is

[ian]

don't you mean "legless" ?






did you know vegans won't eat anything that has shoulders, so snakes are OK

[rwbuild]

legless lizard

[fenderbelly]

The scales were tipped in her favour

[Handyjack]

Yep, but it is harmless, non venomous that is

Not harmless, armless!

If you have too much to drink you are legless.