Afraid??

[KBs PensNmore]

An elderly woman was pulled over by the Police, she was asked for her drivers licence.
As she was rummaging around in her hand bag, the officer noticed a .38 calibre
handgun in there. Asking if she had a permit for the handgun, she replied "Yes,
I also have one for the .45 Automatic in the glovebox and the .357 magnum revolver
in the centre console"
The Officer asked "what are you afraid of", the reply "Absolutely nothing!!!!"

[A Duke]

Well tooled!

[Allan at Wallan]

It was a wonder the copy did not "rifle" through her
glovebox for further weapons.

Allan

[Uncle Al]

I like the calibre of the jokes on here.

Alan...

[Tritonitis]

Did she do the bolt?

[Bob38S]

Bet she is a barrel of laughs at a party.

[Tritonitis]

Ok one more. I'd better get back to work or I'll get fired...

...

[Bob38S]

Getting fired would trigger a rise in unemployment.

[labr@]

She was only a gunsmith's daughter - but she sure was loaded

[rwbuild]

I bet she was good at rifling the cupboards

[Bob38S]

Taking stock was she?

[chrisb691]

Now she's the but of jokes.

[Bob38S]

Yep, will certainly need to get a grip on the situation.

[Tritonitis]

Oh good, still going. I've gotta go or I'll get shot.

[Bob38S]

Yep, put the hammer down and get going.

[Rodgera]

I bet Grandma was no smooth bore

[Bob38S]

Geez, we keep going like this and we could have enough for a magazine article.

[rwbuild]

Then it will do the rounds of the table

[Bob38S]

When I reloaded the page there was no change.

[labr@]

Geez, we keep going like this and we could have enough for a magazine article.

Yeah, this thread's gone ballistic!

[Bob38S]

Need to be a little careful in what we say or this thread could get the bullet.

[chrisb691]

In which case it will go with a bang.

[rustynail]

Or could automatically turn into a real revolver.

[doug3030]

Yep, put the hammer down and get going.

and keep going until you are out of SIGHT

Cheers

Doug

[Bob38S]

Can I buy one of them at Target?

[Sawdust Maker]

If I had a pin I'd burst her bubble

[Bob38S]

I'd call that a bullseye.

[rwbuild]

only if it doesn't misfire

[chrisb691]

only if it doesn't misfire
Who's firing blanks?

[Rodgera]

Its was good fight, all the rounds were live

[AlexS]

Well, that triggered a load of terrible puns.

[rwbuild]

so who shelled out for them?

[Bob38S]

I guess we could call it a primer of jokes.

[KBs PensNmore]

I can't believe that one joke can go 3 pages, I bet the ending will be a big BANG.

[Bob38S]

We'll certainly scope it out.

[rwbuild]

Then we will have to reload

[Bob38S]

And get the lead out.

[doug3030]

Enough! Enough!. Stop it or I will projectile vomit

Cheers

Doug

[Bob38S]

Awww, come on, we were aiming for at least a few more.

[A Duke]

Ease springs

[chrisb691]

That'll be a long shut.

[rwbuild]

Hope he's a good snipper

[Bob38S]

He could recoil in horror if he misses.

[chrisb691]

'Twas just a flash in the pan.

[AlexS]

OK, that's enough. Gotta bolt.

[Bob38S]

You telling us you are going to sling your hook?

[CAG]

I was going to add a pun to this extensive list but I didn't want a repeater.

[Bob38S]

Wouldn't want you to fel under the pump (action).

[A Duke]

Quite a range of answers

[rustynail]

Best line of Action would be to fit a Muzzle.

[Bob38S]

You mean, like, a silencer?

[Sawdust Maker]

the pun machine was set to automatic

[Bob38S]

Certainly have been coming like rapid fire.

[rustynail]

Surprised Rick O'shea hasnt let rip on this one.

[rustynail]

You mean, like, a silencer?
Please, Sound Moderator, if you dont mind. Silencers are illegal in NSW.
A total Breech of the rules.

[doug3030]

Silencers are illegal in NSW. A total Breech of the rules.

How would they know if you were using one? :? :rolleyes:

Unless someone made a report?

Cheers

Doug

[Bob38S]

I think this thread has grown big enough to be classed as a magnum. :B

[chrisb691]

I think this thread has grown big enough to be classed as a magnum. :B

How the heck did champagne get involved?

[Bob38S]

Smith & Wesson, Model 29, .44 Magnum.

Dirty Harry.

[rwbuild]

Champagne won't fit in a holster

[Bob38S]

Did the Man from Snowy River actually catch the Colt from old Regret?

[rwbuild]

no, he shot thru

[KBs PensNmore]

Do you mean he was off target

[Bob38S]

Yep, a miss.

[Tritonitis]

Shoot, is this still going? :))

[Bob38S]

Yep, although we are now having to adjust for windage.

[rwbuild]

and if it looks like rain, keep your powder dry

[Bob38S]

Geez, we must run out of ammunition soon.

[doug3030]

its time bite the bullet and shut this one down

[Bob38S]

You telling us to holster our mice? :;

[rwbuild]

There's a dead one at Naverone

[Bob38S]

I don't think John M Browning ever visited there.

[rustynail]

What the hell Triggered all this anyway?

[Bob38S]

Seriously, my aim was to enjoy and hopefully provide a little humour.

IMHO, we don't laugh, giggle, smile or grin enough.

[doug3030]

Seriously, my aim was to enjoy and hopefully provide a little humour.

IMHO, we don't laugh, giggle, smile or grin enough.

Well you certainly hit the target

[rwbuild]

Keep it going to 7 pages and it will be magnificent

[labr@]

What the hell Triggered all this anyway?

It started when an old lady was slugged with a speeding fine.

[Bob38S]

More high calibre posts ~ I like it.

[A Duke]

Yah this sort of post sends us ballistic.

[Bob38S]

Perhaps a bulletproof vest could be in order.

[rwbuild]

I don't think she was aiming to get shot

[A Duke]

The only thing that can stop a bad broad with a gun is a good lady with three guns.

[Bob38S]

So long as one of them is a peacemaker.

[rwbuild]

Looks like we have struck a blank

[labr@]

So long as one of them is a peacemaker.
But it's a gun, I dunno how itsa gonna make peace.

[Bob38S]

Colt .45 from the old west in USA.

In the right hands it was claimed to have tamed the West.

[Sawdust Maker]

not game to take my eyes of this thread, I'm afraid I might get pistol whipped

[rustynail]

"Pistol Whipped" Nice name for a town. Not quite as pessimistic as Head Shot.

[chrisb691]

Now it's got a twist.

[rwbuild]

I was gunna make a comment butt I won't now

[Sawdust Maker]

she could have invited the copper back to her chambers for a game of Russian roulette

[Allan at Wallan]

I am shell shocked at the response to this one.

Allan

[Bob38S]

I think they saying in the old west was,

"God made man but Samuel Colt made them equal"

Hence the term Equaliser.

[rustynail]

she could have invited the copper back to her chambers for a game of Russian roulette
I think you would need to Primer first.

[Bob38S]

Could this be the Saturday Night Special.

[Sawdust Maker]

after looking in her bag, she coyly said: "Officer, wanna come and slap some leather?"

[chrisb691]

I was gunna make a comment butt I won't now

You need to get a grip on yourself Ray. :D

[Bob38S]

This thread has certainly provided a scatter gun approach.

[rwbuild]

So no one better give any cheek to Tommy Gun

[Bob38S]

Ah, you mean the Chicago Typewriter.