Afraid??

[rwbuild]

That's the caliber of the people here

[Chesand]

If I wanted to print this thread I would need to buy a new ink Cartridge.

And make sure it was loaded properly

[Carry Pine]

Son of a gun, 200 posts.

If I wanted to print this thread I would need to buy a new ink Cartridge.

No need to print. Tŕy a tracer over the screen.

Carry Pine

[AlexS]

And it's still piling posts on.

I'm sorry, I don't get the pun
A piling post or swivel was attached to the forward barrel band of some marks of Lee Enfield .303s.

[Bob38S]

Not exactly a pun but may be of interest.

Lithgow Small Arms Factory - the Rising Sun badge in SMLE.

See it before we lose it.

[Handyjack]

No silencer on this thread.
It has gone off with a bang.

[KBs PensNmore]

Or lose the key to your wheel-lock.

Don't you mean trigger lock??

[Carry Pine]

A piling post or swivel was attached to the forward barrel band of some marks of Lee Enfield .303s.

Not only a maker of exquisite boxes but an authority on all things ballistic, this fellow. No plinking for Alex.

Carry Pine

[Bob38S]

No posts today ~ we are not about to Choke are we?

This could put a real Crimp into this thread.

[Carry Pine]

No posts today ~ we are not about to Choke are we?

This could put a real Crimp into this thread.

No, there were 50- cal shots coming from everywhere. I thought it must be a APC firing from the turret. But it was a new Bushmaster.

Then I realised I was in the wrong joke!

Carry Pine

(Bushmaster- ls also a venomous South American snake)

[rwbuild]

You sure it wasn't a powder monkey

[Uncle Al]

Son of a gun, 200 posts.

If I wanted to print this thread I would need to buy a new ink Cartridge.

Make sure it is a Canon!

Crikey, I have been away from the Forum for about a week visiting Dooen in Victoria (Dave TTC's Australia Day GTG), and have just waded through 5 pages of, um well, er, ah! sort of bullet points in this thread. I declare it a record for posts to the joke forum, no joke!

Alan...

[Carry Pine]

No waffling Alan. Make your comments in short bursts.

Carry Pine

[Bob38S]

Great, we're still here, time to Crack a Carbine stout.

[Carry Pine]

Isnt a ringer a gun shearer? Or am I in the wrong joke again?

CP

[Rodgera]

CP it could be a Dead ringer!!

[Bob38S]

I see our trajectory is still on the rise.

[Tritonitis]

I can't believe this is still going... I'm blown away :)

[Bob38S]

Certainly not a dud.

[Carry Pine]

Certainly not a dud.

You mean this is live?

CP

[Bob38S]

Well, larger/bigger than a squib.

[Carry Pine]

Ive run out of ideas and have hit a brick wall. No mortar either.

CP

[rwbuild]

Hope your not hurt, I'm saving all the wedding for the carbines

[Bob38S]

In the ring stood the Boxer, Primed and ready to land the blows.

[KBs PensNmore]

A local bloke spilt petrol on his arm whilst filling his car, driving down the road he lights up a ciggy. Next thing, his arm is on fire, he puts it out the window to try to put it out, a police officer pulls him over and charges him for having an illegal fire arm.
Who would have thought a joke on firearms could go for 15 pages.

[ian]

and not a tracer in sight

[Bob38S]

We could cop some flack for setting a precedent.

[Carry Pine]

Cant think of anything to write. Im spent!

Carry Pine

[Bob38S]

You could keep an ear out for the Pom-Pom.

[rwbuild]

Or shell out for a few pot shots

[Bob38S]

Watch out for blowback or possibly a backfire.

[Carry Pine]

If I was the last one to post on this thread, would that make me the terminator?

Carry Pine

[rwbuild]

Go ahead, make my day

[Bob38S]

Nope, I think Brown Bess could take care of that.

[KBs PensNmore]

I think a Sharp, Spencer or a Springfield might be better.

[Carry Pine]

I feel like a Dill on this thread.

Graham

[Bob38S]

I think a Sharp, Spencer or a Springfield might be better.

I think my uncle Win Chester may have something to say about that, he seems to have great leverage.

[Carry Pine]

I think my uncle Win Chester may have something to say about that, he seems to have great leverage.
Wy att his age, he should have retired!


Graham

[Bob38S]

Might have to Tikka that box.

[Carry Pine]

Might have to Tikka that box.

Ah Tikka That Box. Isnt that the show that was hosted by Bob Dyer the big gun fisherman?

Graham

[Bob38S]

Ah Tikka That Box. Isnt that the show that was hosted by Bob Dyer the big gun fisherman?

Graham

Good one. In the early days of TV it could be described a being of a High Standard.

[Carry Pine]

Would that High Standard be another name for a bipod? And could the BP of BP Pick a Box stand for Black Powder?

Graham

[Bob38S]

High Standard is a Texas based manufacturer of competition pistols as well as tools for law enforcement but my preference would be a Gold Cup (Colt).

BP = Black Powder - tick.

[Carry Pine]

Black powder + tick = timed device.

Graham

[Bob38S]

I'll be so far away that I would have to Hold Over and allow for Windage.

[Carry Pine]

I won't be rude and ask what direction your Windage is coming from, Bob.

Graham

[rwbuild]

or elevation

[Bob38S]

Not a problem, the Desert Eagle is my spotter.

[Carry Pine]

You're game admitting it on this forum Bob. I'd add more but that would be double action.

Graham

[Carry Pine]

Interesting how things have turned out. And I'm not taking a shot at anyone.

Graham

[Rodgera]

To whom do I need to aim the reply??

[rustynail]

To whom do I need to aim the reply??
Shoot first and ask questions later.

[Bob38S]

Thanks to all, for eliminating the previous malfunction ~ I guess this could now be classed as a reshoot.