Afraid??

[Sawdust Maker]

violin case?

[rustynail]

Chatterbox

[rwbuild]

Should be a few rounds in that box

[Bob38S]

Pepperbox usually 3 - 6 barrels.

[KBs PensNmore]

Who ever started this, is der ringer of the bell.

[Bob38S]

You whistle and I will take aim through the spotting scope.

[rustynail]

"Shoot straight you bastards." Breaker Morant.

[CAG]

I'm still rifling around for a new comment...

[Bob38S]

"Shoot straight you bastards." Breaker Morant.

".....we got them and shot them under rule .303...." Morant's words in court.

[Carry Pine]

I spent so long reading these replies, I need to visit the chamber.

CP

[Bob38S]

I guess you must have potted one.

[labr@]

I spent so long reading these replies, I need to visit the chamber.

CP


Yes, it's a long thread - but I'm still giving it full marks man.

People have very different tastes don't they? The Breaker liked his 303 but Benny Hill was always trying to get his hands on a pair of thirty eights.

[Uncle Al]

but Benny Hill was always trying to get his hands on a pair of thirty eights.
That would be more of a handful than a pair of 9 millimetres.

Alan...

[Big Shed]

Can we get this back on target please.................

We don't want this to go Orange.

[labr@]

Can we get this back on target please.................

We don't want this to go Orange.


I don't get that one - I think it went right over my head.

[Bob38S]

I don't think that means "hunter orange."

[Carry Pine]

Yes, it's a long thread - but I'm still giving it full marks man.

People have very different tastes don't they? The Breaker liked his 303 but Benny Hill was always trying to get his hands on a pair of thirty eights.

Is that the size of the breach?

CP

[Sawdust Maker]

this thread has been a blast

[Handyjack]

I think its time to shoot through.

[rwbuild]

And reload

[Bob38S]

Seems to be a few taking potshots.

[chrisb691]

Stop sniping.

[Bob38S]

May need to sharpen the flint and lock the gate.

Who thought this thread would be a flash in the pan?

[AlexS]

A lot of these posts are repeating, now.

[Bob38S]

Hmmmm, contributors becoming a little gun shy.

[A Duke]

Hmmmm, contributors becoming a little gun shy.

No, just running a bit low on ammo.

[Bob38S]

Call for an ordnance resupply.

[rwbuild]

Then we can present arms

[Bob38S]

Long Arms or Side Arms.

[Handyjack]

Visible or concealed?
Please shoot us an answer.

[Bob38S]

Bill Jordan had the big iron on his hip.

Great book, "No Second Place Winner".

edit: the book is available for free on the net.

[rustynail]

Ammo and luck usually run out at about the same time.

[Bob38S]

He was a Border Patrol Lawman who died of old age.

[labr@]

That's a gauge of his skill.

[Bob38S]

Yep, he stepped into the breech many times.

[chrisb691]

Seems like we've run out of stock puns.

[A Duke]

We will have to roll out the barrel.

[Bob38S]

Hope no one applies a muzzle to the thread.

[chrisb691]

That wuld just suppress the enthusiasm.

[Bob38S]

This thread is now just about long enough to become a bandoleer.

[Carry Pine]

At 10 pages so far it could be made into a magazine.

CP

[Bob38S]

Only 4 pages if you go to settings and set the posts to 40 per page :D.

Easier to read when the responses are so rapid fire.

[Carry Pine]

This thread has gone on so long KB pensnmore is probably on a kickback from the sponsors.

CP

[Bob38S]

If that were true, I would recoil in horror.

[KBs PensNmore]

This thread has gone on so long KB pensnmore is probably on a kickback from the sponsors.

CP


That's a low shot, well short of the target

[Bob38S]

A thicker recoil pad is well in order.

[Carry Pine]

That's a low shot, well short of the target

No need to go off half cocked! You ready have full marks for initiating the thread.

Carry Pine

[Bob38S]

Was talking to my mate Win Chester after the match and asked him what he scored, he told me, "30 - 30."

[KBs PensNmore]

I used to have a mate, Ivan Mossberg, gave you 5 rounds pretty quick. Didn't like being double charged for a shot.

[Carry Pine]

I'm going cold on this thread. It must be the full metal jacket?

CP

[labr@]

I'm going cold on this thread. It must be the full metal jacket?

CP

Just relax and get yourself a Martini.

[Carry Pine]

There are so many comments about guns from this crowd they must be armed to the teeth!

CP

[Bob38S]

Make mine a big Martini, Henry.

[Carry Pine]

I've drawn a blank. It's time for KBpensnmore to clip this thread. Why should I feel like a dum -dum?

Carry Pine

[chrisb691]

That would be a breech of the rules.

[chrisb691]

Ahhhhhh. No end in sight.

[Bob38S]

Latest news, did you hear about the young woman lost in the Canadian forest?

Beretta.

[labr@]

Uzi going to eat next?

[Tomislav]

It's a case of getting the lead out of the situation!

Tom

[A Duke]

What caliber of joke thread is this?

[Tomislav]

obviously Blunderbuss Calibre.,, (!)

Bored with flair as per definition below..

The blunderbuss is a muzzle-loading firearm with a short, large caliber barrel, which is flared at the muzzle and frequently throughout the entire bore, and used with shot and other projectiles of relevant quantity or caliber.

[Bob38S]

Uzi going to eat next?

Not sure but if it happens to be a pollie, we may need to canonise the bear and have the choir sing a canon.

[Carry Pine]

Not sure but if it happens to be a pollie, we may need to canonise the bear and have the choir sing a canon.

Don't you mean a 'round?'

Carry Pine

[Bob38S]

Don't you mean a 'round?'

Carry Pine

Only if the chamber in which it is being sung is large enough.

We could have some chamber music.

[labr@]

obviously Blunderbuss Calibre.,, (!)

Bored with flair as per definition below..

The blunderbuss is a muzzle-loading firearm with a short, large caliber barrel, which is flared at the muzzle and frequently throughout the entire bore, and used with shot and other projectiles of relevant quantity or caliber.


Well, I guess we were bound to cop some flak over all this.

[Carry Pine]

Only if the chamber in which it is being sung is large enough.

We could have some chamber music.

If it was my choice I'd be Haydn. (Pronounced hidin' .)

[chrisb691]

If it was my choice I'd be Haydn. (Pronounced hidin' .)

Jeeze, we're getting to the bottom of the barrel now.

[Bob38S]

Oh, come on, there have been a few repeaters, but in the main, we have had a blast.

[Carry Pine]

I"ll have to opt out of this discussion my wife is going ballistic.

CP

[Bob38S]

Make sure she uses a Browning dish if you are doing a roast in the microwave.

[Carry Pine]

Make sure she uses a Browning dish if you are doing a roast in the microwave.

Bob, she doesn't cook for me at all. We are still bluing!

Carry Pine

[Bob38S]

CP, be careful bluing and remember to eat or you could end up a shell of your former self.

[rwbuild]

not likely, he has a full magazine for the self loader

[rustynail]

A good hot blue will outlast a cold blue every time.

[Carry Pine]

CP, be careful bluing and remember to eat or you could end up a shell of your former self.

Quite correct. She is known as a mannli(n)cher but I still prefer to eat at a resteyraunt.

Carry Pine

[chrisb691]

I recoiled when I read that.

[rwbuild]

or did you go off halve cocked?

[Bob38S]

Nah, I think he took a powder, smokeless of course, wouldn't want it to be injurious to his health.

[rustynail]

Powder monkey?

[chrisb691]

I had a primer on bad puns.

[labr@]

I recoiled when I read that.



Why? Were you mortarfied?

[Bob38S]

I hope the original poster is aware that if this gets to 200 posts that the stuttering P P Pa Pap Perazzi are going to be chasing him for some pix.

[KBs PensNmore]

I think I'd rather have the stuttering P P Pa Pap Perazzi chase me, than Uzi or jack Thompson or his sub machine gang.
Kryn

[rwbuild]

Just make sure your not run over by a blunderbus

[Carry Pine]

I don't mean to reticule members here, but haven't you got something better to do?

Carry Pine

[rwbuild]

I don't mean to reticule members here, but haven't you got something better to do?

Carry Pine


No, this is a pun fight to the death at the corral ok

[Carry Pine]

Wy at it so late at night Ray? And if you are posting from work make sure they Doc you for the Holiday.

Carry Pine

[Bob38S]

Dare I say it ~ Duelling Puns at their best.

Give it your best shot.

[KBs PensNmore]

i don't mean to reticule members here, but haven't you got something better to do?

Carry pine

no!!!!

[ian]

I can't believe that this has pulled through to 190 posts !

[AlexS]

And it's still piling posts on.

[ian]

And it's still piling posts on.
I'm sorry, I don't get the pun

[Carry Pine]

' piling them on'
I'm sorry, I don't get the pun

Could be something to do with piling (as in making a hole in the ground for foundations) being the same as drilling (as in I drilled him full of holes)?

Carry Pine

[Bob38S]

Perhaps a bit of a misfire there.

[rwbuild]

Never trust a flintlock for reliability

[Bob38S]

Or lose the key to your wheel-lock.

[chrisb691]

Perhaps a bit of a misfire there.

He's firing blanks.

[Bob38S]

Either that or powder, wad and no shot.

[rwbuild]

ricocheted off that one

[Bob38S]

Son of a gun, 200 posts.

If I wanted to print this thread I would need to buy a new ink Cartridge.