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labr@
25th December 2015, 08:52 PM
Puns are wasted on kleptomaniacs

- because they always take things literally.

DaveTTC
25th December 2015, 08:57 PM
Yes very good

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

doug3030
25th December 2015, 10:30 PM
Several years ago when I was in the army a fellow Warrant Officer was seeking my help with a soldier who was in a training group he was supervising.

He said "We have had to discipline her so often for theft, she must be a kleptomaniac"

I replied "Can't she just take something for it?" :D

I don't know why he didn't seek my advice again... :2tsup:

Cheers

Doug