Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIV

[Bob38S]

Mr Bean

The unorthodox, but ultimate problem solver.

[Sawdust Maker]

pick a straw

[ian]

do I want a short one or a long one?

[DaveTTC]

Middle one

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Bob38S]

Finger?

[fenderbelly]

fingerless

[Sawdust Maker]

bird

[KBs PensNmore]

brain

[AlexS]

Beauty

[DaveTTC]

And

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Grahame Collins]

The beast

[DaveTTC]

Vincent (but i never watched it in my life)

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Bob38S]

Didn't watch it either but believe it was described at the time as one rose and a heap of thorns.

[DaveTTC]

Cause real men would never watch something like that whetted it was one of the many movies or the tv series

Not that i would know

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Twisted Tenon]

Broke Back Mountain?

[Bob38S]

The Eiger Sanction.

[Twisted Tenon]

The hills are alive

[DaveTTC]

Julie Andrews

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Twisted Tenon]

Andrew's sisters

[DaveTTC]

Sisters .... are doing it

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Twisted Tenon]

Sister Act

[DaveTTC]

Woopy

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Twisted Tenon]

Mr Whippy

[DaveTTC]

Number 2

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Twisted Tenon]

Thurd in line

[KBs PensNmore]

Ricard the thurd

[Twisted Tenon]

Thurdy 3 & a third

[DaveTTC]

Turdy and a

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[DaveTTC]

Oh it doesnt let it on with out a Y

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Sawdust Maker]

rpm

[Twisted Tenon]

Vinyl

[DaveTTC]

Lino

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[KBs PensNmore]

Print

[DaveTTC]

er

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Twisted Tenon]

Litho

[KBs PensNmore]

Lithe

[Grahame Collins]

Agile

[Twisted Tenon]

Fleet footed

[ian]

Mercury

[Grahame Collins]

Freddy Mercury ~ Queen

[Twisted Tenon]

Freddie Fittler

[KBs PensNmore]

Freddo Frog YUMMMMM

[AlexS]

Kermit

[Rodgera]

Miss Piggy

[Bob38S]

Pigs in a blanket.

[Grahame Collins]

Pork Pastries

[KBs PensNmore]

Cornish Pastries

[Grahame Collins]

Danish pastries

[Bob38S]

Dutch Roll Mops.

Definitely to be tried before passing judgement.

[DaveTTC]

Yuck

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Twisted Tenon]

Truck

[fenderbelly]

Muck

[Twisted Tenon]

Around

[Bob38S]

Not my shout.

[KBs PensNmore]

Snout

[AlexS]

Trough

[Bob38S]

Consolidated Revenue.

[Grahame Collins]

Tax time

[KBs PensNmore]

Beer O'clock, knock off time

[Twisted Tenon]

POETS Day

[DaveTTC]

Dead poets society

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Bob38S]

Ditty.

[DaveTTC]

Ditto

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[KBs PensNmore]

Likewise

[Grahame Collins]

same as

[fenderbelly]

alike

[KBs PensNmore]

dislike

[Bob38S]

dislike

With a passion, broccoli and its mates brussel sprouts.

[Twisted Tenon]

Passion Fruit

[Grahame Collins]

Fruit salad

[Twisted Tenon]

Hot potatoe

[Bob38S]

Tic Tac Toe.

[AlexS]

Noughts & crosses

[fenderbelly]

Hangman

[Twisted Tenon]

Snakes N Ladders

[fenderbelly]

Ludo

[Sawdust Maker]

monopoly

[Bob38S]

:; I bags being the banker. :;

No, there is no larceny in my soul, just like a real banker. :;

[Grahame Collins]

Parasitic organism ~banker

[KBs PensNmore]

Anchor

[AlexS]

Pick

[DaveTTC]

Mattox

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[ian]

confused Irishman





offered a choice of two shovels and told to take his pick

[Ruddy]

Paddy O Furniture

[Grahame Collins]

O'Cedar Oil

[KBs PensNmore]

Rick O'Shay assassin

[Twisted Tenon]

Hipshot Percussion

[AlexS]

Gaye Abandon

[Twisted Tenon]

Quyat Burp

[AlexS]

Whispering death

[Grahame Collins]

The Bristol Beaufighter ~Whispering Death
As christened by Japanese troops WW2

[DaveTTC]

Whispering Jack

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[ian]

Jumping Jack flash

[AlexS]

Candlestick

[DaveTTC]

Broom stick

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[KBs PensNmore]

Mother in law's Transport.

[Twisted Tenon]

One way

[fenderbelly]

witch way

[KBs PensNmore]

Arrow

[Twisted Tenon]

Twang