Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIV

[Bob38S]

One fine day in the middle of the night,

2 dead men got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Took out their swords and shot each other,

If you don't believe my story so tall,

Ask my blind uncle, he saw it all.......

[Grahame Collins]

The Shadow knows

[fenderbelly]

Tomorrow I went to the pictures
I got a front seat at the back
A woman gave me some chocolate
I ate and gave it her back

[Twisted Tenon]

Limerick

[rwbuild]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (next door in Wales)

[Twisted Tenon]

Herindoors

[Rodgera]

Pub Doors

[Twisted Tenon]

Counter Culture

[Grahame Collins]

The Linger Longer Bar

[Twisted Tenon]

Pub with no beer

[Bob38S]

Pub with no beer

Church.

[Sawdust Maker]

Lurch

[Rodgera]

Jump Forward

[DaveTTC]

Fast forward

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Bob38S]

Ford XR6 Turbo.

[Twisted Tenon]

Henry

[Sawdust Maker]

8th

[rwbuild]

10 green bottles

[KBs PensNmore]

Sittin on a wall

[Twisted Tenon]

Wall Street

[Grahame Collins]

Easy Street

[Twisted Tenon]

Sesame Street

[rwbuild]

Sez who

[Bob38S]

Oscar the Grouch 4 PM.

[KBs PensNmore]

So do Bert and Ernie.

[Rodgera]

Simon says

[Sawdust Maker]

suez

[rwbuild]

sewer

[Grahame Collins]

contents flow downhill

[KBs PensNmore]

To Canberra

[ian]

except when the wind blows





story from Hay

[Grahame Collins]

Which is an ill wind that blows nobody any good

[Rodgera]

AKA a Fart

[Grahame Collins]

My baked beans speak

[Bob38S]

No freebies, Canberra would charge you for a sniff as well as taxing you for doing it.

They even looked at how the farmers could be charged for what the cows produced.

[Twisted Tenon]

That would be the end product of the male of the bovine species...

[Bob38S]

As the suspension company says, "No Bull."

[Twisted Tenon]

Papal Bull

[Bob38S]

"IncrediBull"

[ian]

um-bull-leave-a-bull

[Grahame Collins]

Understand -a- bull

[Twisted Tenon]

Understandabul

[rwbuild]

terribull

[Twisted Tenon]

Delectabul

[rwbuild]

aproachabul

[Sawdust Maker]

frustratabul

[Twisted Tenon]

Inevitabull

[Bob38S]

I think we have created some bull dust.

[rwbuild]

nobul!

[Bob38S]

Fair Dinks?

[Grahame Collins]

skating rinks

[Bob38S]

Ice Road Truckers.

[DaveTTC]

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Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[rwbuild]

Rip Van Winkle

[Twisted Tenon]

Little Ripper

[DaveTTC]

V's a cross cut

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[KBs PensNmore]

Cut above the rest

[Twisted Tenon]

Under cut

[rwbuild]

cut out

[Twisted Tenon]

Caught out

[Grahame Collins]

Passed out

[Twisted Tenon]

Phased out

[DaveTTC]

Want out

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Sawdust Maker]

stumped

[Grahame Collins]

flummoxed

[Bob38S]

Flexed.

[Rodgera]

Muscle

[KBs PensNmore]

Car

[Bob38S]

Dinky toy / Corgi / Hot Wheels / Tonka toy.

Take your pick.

[rwbuild]

Honky tonk

[KBs PensNmore]

Woman

[Josey]

Hi my name is josey. Got my husband to clean out his shed and we found two sets of sidchrome tools. New in box. Or boxes. They are a combination a/f and metric set ring and open end spanner sets each comprising 24. They are pretty old made in australia. He has plenty of sidchrome spanners. We want to know does anyone know what these are worth? They are in their plastic roll and boxed. Thanks

[DaveTTC]

There will always be someone interested

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Twisted Tenon]

Vellyyyyyyy Interesting…………….

[Grahame Collins]

Yer canna handa man a grander spanner

A very old Sidchrome jingle

[Pittwater Pete]

I thinks She's thrown a spanner in the works.

[DaveTTC]

I've got the works at my place but cant find the spanner

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[Bob38S]

Prefer mud crabs to the spanner crabs.

[rwbuild]

(best mud crabs in the world, King Coconut Restaurant, Sri Lanka)

clawed

[KBs PensNmore]

Outlawed

[Bob38S]

Marys and undersized must be released.

[Sawdust Maker]

flawed

[KBs PensNmore]

Floor

[DaveTTC]

Deck

Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art

[rwbuild]

hand

[KBs PensNmore]

Saw

[ian]

Crosscut Saw and Mt Buggery (Victoria)


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[KBs PensNmore]

Hard Work

[Twisted Tenon]

Yakka

[KBs PensNmore]

Clothing

[AlexS]

Opening

[fenderbelly]

Doorway

[Twisted Tenon]

Portal

[Sawdust Maker]

stargate

[ian]

back gate

[Ruddy]

Etag

[Sawdust Maker]

earmark

[Grahame Collins]

hallmark

[Bob38S]

Spray & Wipe cleans up all marks, doors, floors, skirting boards, halls etc..

[Grahame Collins]

even skidmarks