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Paul H
5th August 2005, 01:28 AM
The first Woodworker (Noah) was called upon by his Boss (God);

"Noah, I want you to build a new Ark"

"OK God, Just like the last one?"

"Kind of, but with a few levels this time."

"Right oh boss. Fill it up with animals again, just like last time?"

"That's right, except this time fish only."

"Fish, God. Only fish?"

"Yes" said God "in fact, just Carp."

Noah wanted to make sure this was clear "So boss, you want me to build an Ark with lot's of levels and fill it up with Carp?"

"Why on earth do you want that" asked Noah.

"I don't know" said God, I just feel like a Multi-level CarpArk"

Grunt
5th August 2005, 10:48 AM
That was very bad. :)

LineLefty
5th August 2005, 11:36 AM
Paul, I spend most of my days working on parking policy, multilevel-design and financial feasibility. Please oh please dont let parking intrude on the sanctity of this forum. I'll go nuts!