Rodgera
12th November 2015, 10:47 AM
Nearing 40 and woefully out of shape, I resolved to buy a bicycle and
begin an exercise regimen.
As I browsed in the bike shop, a young, athletic-looking male clerk approached.
"What do you have for a fat old lady with a big, tender posterior who
hasn't ridden in years?" I asked.
He didn't even blink. "Well, why don't you bring her in, and we'll
see what we can do," he said, clinching the sale.
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
I'm going to live forever, or die trying!
begin an exercise regimen.
As I browsed in the bike shop, a young, athletic-looking male clerk approached.
"What do you have for a fat old lady with a big, tender posterior who
hasn't ridden in years?" I asked.
He didn't even blink. "Well, why don't you bring her in, and we'll
see what we can do," he said, clinching the sale.
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
I'm going to live forever, or die trying!