KBs PensNmore
29th October 2015, 11:37 AM
So this retired guy sits around the house all day.
His wife says, "You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."
Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure why not, show me the
vacuum cleaner."
Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum work, I thought you were using it?"
Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. I've got to buy a new one."
"Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time."
So he did, pulls the cord out and lets it go, pulls the cord out and lets it go,
pulls the cord out and lets it go, pulls the cord out and lets it go.
"See, I told you it wouldn't start"
His wife says, "You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."
Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure why not, show me the
vacuum cleaner."
Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum work, I thought you were using it?"
Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. I've got to buy a new one."
"Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time."
So he did, pulls the cord out and lets it go, pulls the cord out and lets it go,
pulls the cord out and lets it go, pulls the cord out and lets it go.
"See, I told you it wouldn't start"