Triplets

[Carry Pine]

A lady had just delivered triplets and she has a visit from her mother -in-law.
Mother -in-law says, ' Triplets! I don't think we have had triplets on our side of the family.'
The lady replies,
'Nor on ours. The doctor says it happens once in a million times.'

'Well, dear, I can't figure out when you get to do the housework!'

cp

[Allan at Wallan]

Let me guess - if they were girls they were named "Kate",
"Duplicate" and "Triplicate".

If they were boys there was "Pete", then "Repeat" and the
third is yet unnamed.

Allan

[doug3030]

My sister died of complications in giving birth to twins, a boy and a girl.

She was single and it was not known who the father was, so it fell to me to raise her kids.

The first thing I had to do was give them names.

I called the girl Denise and the boy Danephew.

Cheers

Doug

[KBs PensNmore]

I heard it was an Irishman, not you Doug.:D