Hotel service

[fenderbelly]

A Hotel guest calls the Front desk a<O:p</O:pnd the clerk answers:<O:p</O:p
"May I help you?"<O:p</O:p
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The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need you to send someone <O:p</O:pto my room immediately.
<O:p</O:pI'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump <O:p</O:pout of the window."
<O:p</O:pThe desk clerk says: "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."
<O:p</O:pThe man replies: "Listen you idiot."
<O:p</O:p"The window won't open <O:p</O:pand that is a maintenance matter."<O:p</O:p

[Allan at Wallan]

Good one Fred, those window jokes can be a pane. (lol).

Allan

[Lyle]

Nah, you can see right through them.
Lyle.

[KBs PensNmore]

I drive a bus for the local Day Centre, and as we are about to go under the high voltage power lines, I ask them to put their hands on the windows, after we have gone past, I ask if they felt the pain, usually the answer is "No!" I then say "what happened to the pane of glass?".