Troll Spotting Thread - CHOMP !

[Gumby]

Place your favourite Troll here for registration !!

We've been had by some experts recently. :eek:

Name your favourite :)

I'll start with

No.1 Noora
No. 2 Otila

There are others ...........

[echnidna]

Not Ralph
Not Not Ralph

[Cliff Rogers]

Al :rolleyes:


http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/member.php?u=1823

[Cliff Rogers]

Grunt :D


http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/member.php?u=2227

[Cliff Rogers]

Zed :D :D

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/member.php?u=1703

[Cliff Rogers]

F'n Outback :rolleyes: :D

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/member.php?u=2740

[echnidna]

They probably account for half of the trolls

[bitingmidge]

On another thread (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showpost.php?p=179931&postcount=40) , which by the way brings me into the definition :eek: I have concluded that Ralph is probably the only non-troll on the board.

But I forgot about Noora, perhaps they are the same person.

I don't think Noora was a troll, she was just a naughty boy.

Cheers,

P :D

[RETIRED]

troll 2 (trl)
n.
A supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore, variously portrayed as a friendly or mischievous dwarf or as a giant, that lives in caves, in the hills, or under bridges.

Don't think it describes anyone here. ;)

[echnidna]

Could be a troll??????????????

[RETIRED]

You never know. :eek:

[Cliff Rogers]

Don't think it describes anyone here. ;)
Imagine it with an axe. :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Watch out for Alias Ralph (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/member.php?u=7379)

[Alias Ralph]

You rang

[Cliff Rogers]

I saw you registering.

[echnidna]

Cliff the troll hunter :D :D

[Alias Ralph]

Bit fast isnt he!

[bitingmidge]

Cliff Rogers: Troll Spotter!


:D
P

[Kev Y.]

Bit fast isnt he!

could this be another re-incarnation of doorstop/christopha ? :confused:

[zenwood]

Two words?

[bitingmidge]

Two words?
Probably not.

P

[silentC]

I confess, I am a troll. I have no interest in woodwork, in fact I don't even own a screwdriver or a hammer. Those of you who think you have met me have actually met a professional actor whom I have hired (OK, I don't have a lot of money) to pretend to be me, or rather to pretend to be the character I have created for the purposes of my trolling. Suckers!!

[craigb]

Prince Charles
;)

[Alias Ralph]

Two words?
Good Idea


I confess, I am a troll. I have no interest in woodwork, in fact I don't even own a screwdriver or a hammer. Those of you who think you have met me have actually met a professional actor whom I have hired (OK, I don't have a lot of money) to pretend to be me, or rather to pretend to be the character I have created for the purposes of my trolling. Suckers!!
Me Too

[Ashore]

Kid 123 ??


Thought for the day

About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.

[Grunt]

Al



Grunt



Zed :D :D





F'n Outback :rolleyes: :D



Cliff,

I hate being tarred with the same brush as the rest of this lot, 'cept of course when we tar and feather ourselves to fullfil Al's chicken fantasy.

[Grunt]

I confess, I am a troll. I have no interest in woodwork, in fact I don't even own a screwdriver or a hammer. Those of you who think you have met me have actually met a professional actor whom I have hired (OK, I don't have a lot of money) to pretend to be me, or rather to pretend to be the character I have created for the purposes of my trolling. Suckers!!

I don't know about the rest of you but I found it pretty bloody obvious.

:D

[Daddles]

Oi, stop picking on trolls. They're cute and cuddly, especially that little fluffy bit under their chin

Richard

[Two-Words]

Two words?
Thats unfair :(

[zenwood]

Thats unfair :( Prove it!:D

[Two-Words]

Prove it!:D
I can't :)

[Driver]

Is Frog's Hollow anywhere near Goat's Neck?

[silentC]

We've got a Frog's Hollow up the road between Wolumla and Bega. Nothing there though, just the local model aeroplane club's airfield. Oh, and a bridge. It IS a hollow, after all.

[Driver]

Nowhere near Goat's Neck, then?

[Termite]

We've got a Frog's Hollow up the road between Wolumla and Bega. Nothing there though, just the local model aeroplane club's airfield. Oh, and a bridge. It IS a hollow, after all.
Know the spot (ex Narooma man) and its just the sort of country that Trolls like. :rolleyes: Remember Billygoat Gruff.

[Wood Borer]

There is Frog Hollow Reserve in Camberwell within 1Km of me :cool:

Should I be bragging about this?

[Driver]

There is Frog Hollow Reserve in Camberwell within 1Km of me :cool:

Should I be bragging about this?


Possibly. But the point is - is it anywhere near Goat's Neck?

[echnidna]

Theres a Frogs Hollow between Bendigo & Ballarat

[Caliban]

We've got a Frog's Hollow up the road between Wolumla and Bega. Nothing there though, just the local model aeroplane club's airfield. Oh, and a bridge. It IS a hollow, after all.
Did you look under that bridge for secondhand dealers?
Or lost drivers?
or any other new members?

[goat]

Possibly. But the point is - is it anywhere near Goat's Neck? no nowhere near my neck

[silentC]

None of those. There was a troll though. Said he was waiting for Billy Goat gruff, so maybe it's his neck Driver is on about.

[speedy]

Maybe goat's neck is close to ram's head? .............maybe they are lovers!!!!:confused:

[Ashore]

Maybe goat's neck is close to ram's head? .............maybe they are lovers!!!!:confused:
Don't know if goat's neck is interested but ram's head is hornyhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif





Thought for the day

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

[craigb]

Maybe goat's neck is close to ram's head?

No, I think it's closer to Rat's Rectum.

[Driver]

No, I think it's closer to Rat's Rectum.

Rectum? Near killed 'em .....

[speedy]

nothing compared to uranus.:D:D:D

[Grunt]

nothing compared to uranus.


Bet you say that to all the boys. :D:D:D

[speedy]

Bet you say that to all the boys. :D:D:D shhhhhhhhhhhh don't speak too loud, we don't want everyone to know our secret;);)