Carry Pine
4th October 2015, 05:45 PM
Paddy andhis wife had fallen onto hard times and they decided to take in a boarder to cover costs. A pretty young girl was the successful applicant and after a few days this young girl had a quiet word to Mrs O’Hara....
‘I’ve be’n wondering when I can have a bath in private like, ‘cause I notice the bath is in front of the fireplace?’
‘Ah, that’s no trouble, ‘ says Mrs O’Hara. Paddy goes out to darts on Tuesday nights and that’s when I have my bath. You can have your bath then as well.’
Everything goes well until Mrs O’Hara mentions to Paddy one night, ‘ It’s a strange thing,you know, Paddy about shaving. That young lass not only shaves under her arms but down below as well!’
‘I’ll not be believin’ that!’ says Paddy. ‘I’ve never heard of such a thing. That’s not natural.’
‘It’s true’,says Mrs OHara. ‘When we had our bath I noticed it. I didn’t say anything because at the start I wasn’t believin’ it either!’
‘I’ll prove it to you Paddy. When you go to darts on Tuesday night I’ll be leavin’ the curtain open an inch and you can peek in from outside and see for yourself.’
Paddy leaves to go to darts on the next Tuesday and when he returns, Mrs O'Hara collars him and asks, ‘ Now are you believin’ what I told you? I got undressed first and showed her myself and drew attention to her shavin’ those parts. Didya see it for yaself?’
Paddy replies, ‘ Yeh I saw it for meself. But you didn’t have to get undressed and go paradin’ about naked like!’
‘But Paddy,we’re married, you’ve seen me naked like lots of times. There’s nought wrong with that!’
‘But the rest of the darts team haven’t!’ says Paddy.
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‘I’ve be’n wondering when I can have a bath in private like, ‘cause I notice the bath is in front of the fireplace?’
‘Ah, that’s no trouble, ‘ says Mrs O’Hara. Paddy goes out to darts on Tuesday nights and that’s when I have my bath. You can have your bath then as well.’
Everything goes well until Mrs O’Hara mentions to Paddy one night, ‘ It’s a strange thing,you know, Paddy about shaving. That young lass not only shaves under her arms but down below as well!’
‘I’ll not be believin’ that!’ says Paddy. ‘I’ve never heard of such a thing. That’s not natural.’
‘It’s true’,says Mrs OHara. ‘When we had our bath I noticed it. I didn’t say anything because at the start I wasn’t believin’ it either!’
‘I’ll prove it to you Paddy. When you go to darts on Tuesday night I’ll be leavin’ the curtain open an inch and you can peek in from outside and see for yourself.’
Paddy leaves to go to darts on the next Tuesday and when he returns, Mrs O'Hara collars him and asks, ‘ Now are you believin’ what I told you? I got undressed first and showed her myself and drew attention to her shavin’ those parts. Didya see it for yaself?’
Paddy replies, ‘ Yeh I saw it for meself. But you didn’t have to get undressed and go paradin’ about naked like!’
‘But Paddy,we’re married, you’ve seen me naked like lots of times. There’s nought wrong with that!’
‘But the rest of the darts team haven’t!’ says Paddy.
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