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Shannon38201
2nd October 2015, 11:13 AM
Mike and his buddies we're headed back from their favorite watering hole when they came up on a traffic jam at the bridge. Mike could see the lights of EMS, Fire trucks, and Police cars up ahead blocking the road. While he and his buddies got tired of waiting, they all got out and began to walk to see what was going on. At the Police line, they saw what the problem was.
A beautiful woman was on the ledge, screaming she was going to jump. The police and fire weren't having much luck talking her back off the ledge. So Mike, having a few under the belt thought he would be able to talk this beauty down. He pushed past the police and called out to her. "Hey baby, if your so all fired set to jump, at least give me one kiss. She thought about it for a second, and told him to hurry before she changed her mind.
As he got close to her she leaned over and gave him a tight embrace and the best kiss Mike had ever had. As the kiss ended he ask for one more. By this time his buddies and even the emergancy personal were hooting and hollering over the display of passion.
As their lips parted Mike asked her, why she would want to jump when they had such fire between them. She leaned back and gazed deep into his eyes and said my parents just don't understand me.
What don't they understand he asked breathlessly? "They just don't understand why I like to dress up as a girl"!!
It is still under investigation on if she jumped or was pushed.