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Allan at Wallan
16th September 2015, 03:15 PM
A chap who lived next door to a doctor was always complaining of aches and
pains. He would knock on the doctor's door and say, "I have a headache, can
you give me some Aspirin?", or "My leg hurts, do you have some linament I can
use"? He was driving the doctor crazy with his requests.
One day the doctor died, and unbelievably his neighbour also passed away, and
remarkably they were buried side by side at the local cemetery.
That night the doctor heard a knock on his coffin. He called out, "Who is it?"
It was his next door neighbour who asked, "Could you give me something for worms?"
Allan
Sawdust Maker
16th September 2015, 08:01 PM
groan
Twisted Tenon
16th September 2015, 10:39 PM
A chap who lived next door to a doctor was always complaining of aches and
pains. He would knock on the doctor's door and say, "I have a headache, can
you give me some Aspirin?", or "My leg hurts, do you have some linament I can
use"? He was driving the doctor crazy with his requests.
One day the doctor died, and unbelievably his neighbour also passed away, and
remarkably they were buried side by side at the local cemetery.
That night the doctor heard a knock on his coffin. He called out, "Who is it?"
It was his next door neighbour who asked, "Could you give me something for worms?"
Allan
Maaaaaate that was seriously a poppy joke:gaah:
TT
fenderbelly
16th September 2015, 11:57 PM
Maaaaaate that was seriously a poppy joke:gaah:
TT
wriggle out of that one Allan
KBs PensNmore
17th September 2015, 06:24 PM
Must have been the same bloke that passed away, the hearse was going up the hill, the back door wasn't closed properly and opened as the hearse hit a pot hole, the coffin rolled out and slid down the hill into the chemist shop, the body sits up and asks got anything to stop my coffin.
Chesand
17th September 2015, 07:56 PM
More Groans :D
Allan at Wallan
18th September 2015, 10:39 AM
Looks like we should ask the doctor if he
has something for groans. :D
Allan
doug3030
18th September 2015, 11:11 AM
I used to like these childish jokes, but I have GROAN out of them :D
Cheers
Doug
rustynail
18th September 2015, 03:40 PM
I used to like these childish jokes, but I have GROAN out of them :D
Cheers
Doug
Not on the strength of this you haven't.
rwbuild
18th September 2015, 05:28 PM
Maybe he's just groan up
doug3030
18th September 2015, 07:42 PM
Maybe he's just groan up
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.