John Saxton
1st September 2015, 08:01 PM
OLD GEEZERS CLINIC
An old Dr. Geezer became very bored in retirement and decided
to open a clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Specialist treatment for $500. If not cured, you get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old Dr.Geezer didn't know beans
about modern medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to make a quick $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: “Aaagh!! -- That's Petrol!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young is annoyed and returns after a couple of days
figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- That's Petrol"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes
back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything“ he complains.
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back."
(giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of the story --
Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!
An old Dr. Geezer became very bored in retirement and decided
to open a clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Specialist treatment for $500. If not cured, you get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old Dr.Geezer didn't know beans
about modern medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to make a quick $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: “Aaagh!! -- That's Petrol!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young is annoyed and returns after a couple of days
figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- That's Petrol"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes
back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything“ he complains.
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back."
(giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of the story --
Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!