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KBs PensNmore
20th August 2015, 09:12 PM
After being married for 45 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty five years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

DaveTTC
20th August 2015, 09:15 PM
Love it


Dave

The Turning Cowboy

rwbuild
20th August 2015, 09:23 PM
Tha'ts absolutely priceless!!!!!!! Love it

Twisted Tenon
20th August 2015, 11:35 PM
Love it too. But isn't the maths out a bit? 23 +45 = 68 :rolleyes:

TT

Handyjack
21st August 2015, 07:23 PM
In my maths 23 + 45 = 68 as well.

There might be some inflation in there. Not sure what has inflated though.

DSEL74
21st August 2015, 07:30 PM
They were living in sin for the first 5 yrs.

A Duke
22nd August 2015, 01:24 AM
They don't yell
They don't tell
And they don't swell.
:wink:

AlexS
22nd August 2015, 09:34 AM
They don't yell
They don't tell
And they don't swell.
:wink:...and they're grateful as hell.

KBs PensNmore
22nd August 2015, 06:30 PM
...and they're grateful as hell.


Mine's not.
Kryn

KOALAKID
23rd August 2015, 07:48 PM
Aw shucks, must be something wrong with your technique:D