KBs PensNmore
24th July 2015, 01:25 PM
I was in the “Texas Rose” tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a big o’l, butt-ugly heifer came up behind me and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?”
She said, “I sure do".
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?”
She said, “I sure do".
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday