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Ian007
23rd July 2005, 03:27 PM
I went to the optometrist the other day
told him i was having trouble seeing things in the distance
he told me to look out of the window and tell him what i can see
"well I can see the sun"
"thats 72 million miles away
how bloody far do you need to see"
:eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek:
ozwinner
23rd July 2005, 08:05 PM
I went to the optometrist the other day
told him i was having trouble seeing things in the distance
he told me to look out of the window and tell him what i can see
"well I can see the sun"
"thats 72 million miles away
how bloody far do you need to see"
:eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek:
No wonder we are in the middle of a drought.:eek:
The Earth Sun distance has narrowed by 20,000,000 miles. :mad:
Al :(
Ian007
23rd July 2005, 11:52 PM
OK OK so i didnt go and check the science before i typed it smartass :p :D
gatiep
24th July 2005, 01:32 AM
Ian check the little clip at zero on your tabe measure. I think its slightly bent towards the one mark!
:D
Ian007
24th July 2005, 09:20 AM
ok i got a new tape measure(read microsoft encarta) and the mean distance is 93 million miles from the earth but truly whats 21 million miles between friends :p
ozwinner
24th July 2005, 06:25 PM
ok i got a new tape measure(read microsoft encarta) and the mean distance is 93 million miles from the earth but truly whats 21 million miles between friends :p
Deeper sunburn??
Al :)