Rodgera
12th June 2015, 04:48 PM
We were driving in my friend's new car. I asked him about its features.
He listed the usual, then added,
"It tells me to slow down as I approach the speed limit.
It warns me when I have to stop.
It points out solid no-passing lines."
I expressed my amazement.
"But," he explained,
"these features only work when SWMBO is in the car."
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
He listed the usual, then added,
"It tells me to slow down as I approach the speed limit.
It warns me when I have to stop.
It points out solid no-passing lines."
I expressed my amazement.
"But," he explained,
"these features only work when SWMBO is in the car."
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?