Bye-bye

[Wongo]

I thought that will get your attention. :D

Dearest friends, I am off to the you ass say to work for 5 weeks. I am taking my 2 assistants with me for a short family holiday at Dizzyland in LA California. I love to meet snow white and the dwarfs. :o

Then I will be working very hard for 4 weeks in a secret location somewhere in Kentucky. OK they don’t pay for my holiday for nothing. :(

I will be visiting the forum while you are sleeping. So behave yourself and leave the cats alone.

Kiss kiss. :)

[Wood Borer]

Have a good one Scott and hopefully you will return with only 2 assistants.

[gatiep]

Have a good one Scott. Remember to take ear plugs!

[ozwinner]

I will be visiting the forum while you are sleeping. So behave yourself and leave the cats alone.

Kiss kiss. :)
I think it us who should be telling you to leave them Yank cats alone!!
I havent tasted Yank pussy, but it all tastes like chicken so Im told.

Al :)

[Gumby]

Don't forget to write :D

and don't forget a change of jocks :rolleyes:

[craigb]

Bon Voyage Scott!

Make sure you keep in touch :)

[AlexS]

See you Scott, have a good holiday. I'm sure the offsiders will do enough shopping to give you some LV credit points.

[E. maculata]

Have fun Scott,be safe tripping around, BTW does SWMBO know of your fetish for the dwarves? :eek:

[JDarvall]

I think it us who should be telling you to leave them Yank cats alone!!
I havent tasted Yank pussy, but it all tastes like chicken so Im told.

Al :)

Chicken ?.....no, no, I've tasted a yanks, and I assure you, your not missing much. Tastes no different to an Aussies. More like a kind of North Atlantic seaweed. So leave snow white alone ok. There more trouble than there worth anyway. Besides shes taken....hey, hey, steady you kinky little dawfs. Dont crowd her. One at a time alright !!!!

Have a good time. Don't forget to string them along with serious sounding falsehoods back home. Like, our annual drop bear toss competition....and how Kangaroos are just EVERYWHERE, running amuck down our city streets. etc......

[Iain]

I used to work for a venomous little dwarf on the Peninsula, known as the poison dwarf, if Snow White needs one I can provide you with an address, do Australia a favour.

[Wongo]

So it is not a free family holiday after all. :mad: I need to pay FBT (94%) on the airfares, airport taxes for my wife and daughter. :mad: I knew about the FBT on the airfares but could never imagine paying FBT on airport tax. Tax on tax :mad: :mad: :mad: , are you kidding me?

To cut the story short, it is like buying 5 return tickets (plus tax) to Kentucky. Unfortunately it is about $1600 (before tax) more than the business class ticket which I am entitled to.

I hate the tax office :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: (blood sucker).

When we get onto the plane on Sunday and it will all be forgotten. Disneyland, here I come :)

[rbjozzia]

Can you name the seve dwarfs straight off?

Rob

[Simomatra]

Then I will be working very hard for 4 weeks in a secret location somewhere in Kentucky. OK they don’t pay for my holiday for nothing. :(

Cosoul yourself that there is some very good bourbon in Kentucky

Have a good one forget about the tax

Cheers Sam

[Daddles]

Saw a news report last night that said that Kentucky were urgently building a huge, electified fence around them. Something about keeping out undesirables or something. :D

Have fun

Richard

[Caliban]

Scott
You'll be ahead if they provide free food, from what I've read here you like your tucker. Just remember to take your own vegemite. :D
Oh by the way buddy, have a good one.

[silentC]

Maybe you should look up TexasTrailerMan and Joe and some of those other mad seppos while you're over there.

Are you going to Bellingham?

Have fun, y'all come back now...

[craigb]

Have fun, y'all come back now...

Hear (or here?)

[Wongo]

Are you going to Bellingham?

I'd love to meet Ryan in person but the bugger refused to come to Kentucky. Com'on its only a 5 hours flight. :p

[silentC]

Don't understand his attitude. You're flying thousands of kilometres, surely it's the least he could do ;)

[ryanarcher]

Don't understand his attitude. You're flying thousands of kilometres, surely it's the least he could do ;)


I was going to ride my bicycle down to kentucky for an afternoon, but Scott wanted me to bring a veritas twin screw vice and 12 LV hand planes from canada. ;) :D

[routermaniac]

bon voyage!

[ozwinner]

I used to work for a venomous little dwarf on the Peninsula, known as the poison dwarf, if Snow White needs one I can provide you with an address, do Australia a favour.
The missus used to work for one years ago, they called him the Poison Pixie

Al :)

[outback]

I was going to ride my bicycle down to kentucky for an afternoon, but Scott wanted me to bring a veritas twin screw vice and 12 LV hand planes from canada. ;) :D
And the problem is ?????????

Bloody yanks they're all sooks.

That oughta get a rise, callin' a canuck a yank. :D


Have fun Scott, don't work too hard OK, it'll just show up everyone else.

[E. maculata]

Hey Scott lookup Ralph for us, and ask him why he no longer quizzes us, you know while you're in the right continent & hemisphere an all :rolleyes:

[AlexS]

Can you name the seve dwarfs straight off?

Rob

Ugly, Randy, Poofy, Snoopy, Stinky, Lousy and Short@rse

[Iain]

That oughta get a rise, callin' a canuck a yank. :D

Works the other way too ;)
And no one admits being a Newfoundlander :rolleyes:

[Kev Y.]

And no one admits being a Newfoundlander :rolleyes:


Isn't that a DOG???

A bit late but, have a good trip scott

[MathewA]

a little tip for ya.

buy whatever you can in the way of drinks and food before you get into the park. It maybe the happiest place on earth and it's also the most expensive, food and drinks are an absolute rip off. There is an IHOP pancake house a very short walk from the main gate, it's on harbor blvd - good food and great prices.

if you haven't already thought of it you might want to look at getting a park hopper pass so you can do california adventure also. I don't think you will need five days in disneyland.

if you're a roller coaster fan maybe a day trip to 6 flags just down the road is an idea.

If it's not too late buy your passes here, they should be much cheaper.

you are going at a very busy time so one way to make a bit less painful is: Plan out what rides you want to go on before hand. When you get into the park go to each of those rides and if they have a fast pass booth get passes for each of you and then head to the next ride... Each of the fast passes have a time stamp as to when you can come back and jump most of the que. If organised well you can save hours standing in line.

avoid starcade - it sucks badly

the fireworks show is a must, but you have to plan ahead. stand by the round about in front of sleeping beauties castle for the best spot. at this time of the year you may have to get there a couple hours early to get a place to sit.

you may get lucky and feel an earth quake if you haven't already.

[Wongo]

Yoo dude, hows going? :D

America is an interesting place. So far I have spent more money on tipping then anything else. :eek: Well let’s call it compulsory generosity. It is an idea I still struggle to understand. :confused: Why dont they just add 10% to the bill? :confused:

Do they sell small cars here? Everyone drives a big car here or should I call it a truck. :cool:

Well Disneyland is totally amazing and we love it. You should see the expression on Jasmin’s face. She is having the experience of her life and it is why I wanted to take the girls with me so much. However my wallet is a little bit lighter but hey what the heck. :)

It is second day in America but I am already feeling homesick. I miss my tools. :D

[silentC]

Why dont they just add 10% to the bill?
In some places they do :rolleyes:

Glad to see you're enjoying yourself. ;)

[RETIRED]

Ahem Wongo. Acting like an Italian with Minnie I see?:D

[ozwinner]

Thats what I thought too Scott.:eek:


Al :D

[bitingmidge]

I miss my tools. :D

It's ok we're only an internet cafe away!!

Cheers,

P
:D :D :D

[Gumby]

It's ok we're only an internet cafe away!!

Cheers,

P
:D :D :D

sites are banned, what makes you think we'd get through ?? :D

[MathewA]

And the problem is ?????????

Bloody yanks they're all sooks.

That oughta get a rise, callin' a canuck a yank. :D


Have fun Scott, don't work too hard OK, it'll just show up everyone else.

That's not a problem the yanks like to be confused for being canadians.

[journeyman Mick]

.................you are going at a very busy time so one way to make a bit less painful is: Plan out what rides you want to go on before hand. When you get into the park go to each of those rides and if they have a fast pass booth get passes for each of you and then head to the next ride... Each of the fast passes have a time stamp as to when you can come back and jump most of the que. If organised well you can save hours standing in line...................the fireworks show is a must, but you have to plan ahead. stand by the round about in front of sleeping beauties castle for the best spot. at this time of the year you may have to get there a couple hours early to get a place to sit...................

:eek: This sounds more like something I'd want to be paid serious money to endure than somewhere I'd pay to go! :eek:

Mick (who visited Disneyland when he was five, so didn't need to worry about anything at the time:) )

[ryanarcher]

That's not a problem the yanks like to be confused for being canadians.

as long as we're not confused for bieng overconfidant canadian expatriates :eek: :D

[Wongo]

I saw wood borer today :D

[Wood Borer]

Scott,

ASIO asked me to keep tabs on you but it looks like my cover has been blown!!! :eek: I think the other agent is still keeping an eye on you without your knowledge. :cool:

I enjoy a joke as much as anyone else but where is my LN No 5? Last time I saw it was at Alex's just before the photos were taken? :confused:

[craigb]

I saw wood borer today :D

Hey, he must be over there giving a course! :D

(sorry Rob :) )

[Wood Borer]

No Craig, my next course is in FNQ in just over a week's time - you ripper, warmer weather.

[MathewA]

as long as we're not confused for bieng overconfidant canadian expatriates :eek: :D

Thats Mr! overconfident canadian expatriat to you young feller. Thats the trouble with the young ins these days - no repsect ;) :D :p


I've been saying that this idea of moving to Aus is about the crazies thing I've ever pulled off and there were many times I said to myself "what the h#ll am I doing!" I still think it's a hair brained idea - but now I have a smile on my face. This place is pretty darn nice.

[MathewA]

I saw wood borer today :D

Rumour has it that midge and goofy share a very strong resemblance. But you didn't hear it from me.

[ozwinner]

Thats Mr! overconfident canadian expatriat to you young feller. Thats the trouble with the young ins these days - no repsect ;) :D :p


I've been saying that this idea of moving to Aus is about the crazies thing I've ever pulled off and there were many times I said to myself "what the h#ll am I doing!" I still think it's a hair brained idea - but now I have a smile on my face. This place is pretty darn nice.
OK Midge ya can keep him, after that comment I think we should take turns. :D

Al :)

[Driver]

This place is pretty darn nice.


OK - you've been here long enough now. We agree with the sentiment but the correct expression is as follows (repeat after me):-

This joint's a bloody ripper, mate!

[Wood Borer]

Rumour has it that midge and goofy share a very strong resemblance But

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Driver]

So, if Midge looks like Goofy and WoodBorer looks like - is that Grumpy? - then who amongst us looks like each of these:-

Ugly, Randy, Poofy, Snoopy, Stinky, Lousy and Short@rse

Eh? Eh?

And before you bastards retaliate, I'll immediately admit to a distinct tendency towards the Short@rse. It's a family thing, y'know :D

P'raps we should have a poll. What'd ya reckon?

[Wongo]

Something I wanted to do for a long long time – play basketball in USA. I had a quick game with the locals. My team won and I scored 7 of 11 points. No bad for a 35yr. :cool:

[AlexS]

Admit it Wongo, those guys in the background just happenned to wander by. The locals you scored against were Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, Farty et al. :D

[ryanarcher]

scott,

I think you should quit your job and start hustling basketball. :D

[bitingmidge]

:confused: :confused: :confused:


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

(Just adding to the confusion!!) :D

P :D

[Daddles]

Besides which, Midge looks nothing like Goofy. It's Pluto he looks like ;)

Richard

[bitingmidge]

It's Pluto he looks like ;)

Now that we're discussing things interplanetary, how long till someone tells Mat that in the southern hemisphere if you look really hard into the water of a billabong on a still day, you can see Uranus??

Cheers

P


:D :D

[boban]

Now that we're discussing things interplanetary, how long till someone tells Mat that in the southern hemisphere if you look really hard into the water of a billabong on a still day, you can see Uranus??

Cheers

P


:D :D
And some can see it by looking in the mirror, it just depends on the weather....:D

[Sturdee]

Now that we're discussing things interplanetary, how long till someone tells Mat that in the southern hemisphere if you look really hard into the water of a billabong on a still day, you can see Uranus??

Cheers

P


:D :D


No need. You just did. :D


Peter.

[Wongo]

scott,

I think you should quit your job and start hustling basketball. :D

Yellow men can't jump :D

[bitingmidge]

Yellow men can't jump :D

So next month when I'm in Beijing, I should back myself then??

If I eat tons of carrots first, they might mistake me for a local!!

P
:D :D :D

[Wongo]

Midge, don’t forget to visit Sherwood, GMC and XXXX-XXX while you are there. They all have big warehouses in China. :p

Have fun in China and remember “you can never have too much rice”. :o

[bitingmidge]

Midge, don’t forget to visit Sherwood, GMC and XXXX-XXX while you are there. They all have big warehouses in China. :p
Wongo,

Actually, it's a little known fact that all the big brands are actually manufactured in the one factory.

I went there last time. Here's a picture to prove it. Surprisingly I even discovered that UBeaut products were made there, and not in Geerong as had been previously supposed.

Too much rice is never enough!

Cheers,

P

:D :D :D

[Wongo]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Oh my cousin works there too. Here is a picture of him. :D :D

[bitingmidge]

Oh my cousin works there too. Here is a picture of him. :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Mate! You blokes all look the same to me!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
P

[Wongo]

4 more sleeps baby only 4 more sleeps. :o

So where is Midge now? :cool:

[Daddles]

4 more sleeps baby only 4 more sleeps. :o

So where is Midge now? :cool:

Thanks. Just what I needed to read before I've finished my first coffee :(

Richard

[Wongo]

ImBack

[Wood Borer]

Tail wind on the way home Scott?

Welcome back.

[Termite]

ImBack
Oh, have you been gone? ;) :D

[Daddles]

Rats, we have to stop talking about him now :D

Welcome home.

Richard

[outback]

'bout bloody time too, place has gone to rack and ruin since you left.

Didya bring me back a surprise, huh didya.

[bitingmidge]

So where is Midge now? :cool:

Sleeping.


P


:cool: :cool: :cool:

[Wood Borer]

What about Craigb? He's been quiet too.

[Daddles]

Sleeping.


P


:cool: :cool: :cool:

Dammit, now someone's pinched Midge's username :mad:

RIchard

[craigb]

What about Craigb? He's been quiet too.

Keeping a low profile ;)