Sick of telemerketers ????

[David L]

We are sick of people who can't even pronounce our name ringing us offering services we dont want at inconvienient times.

This morning I contacted the Australian Direct Marketers Association ( ADMA)
to ask that our name be removed from their list, if you are interested the have a Web Site do a Google or

ADMA Do not contact service
Reply Paid 464
Kings Cross
NSW 1340

I know these people are only doing what they can to earn a meal, but as I will certainly not be buying their products and giving my personal details to anyone who calls from a call centre, some where in Asia I figured they should not waste their time on me.

DavidL

[Gumby]

Thanks for the info but this has been done to death in recent threads.

[Cliff Rogers]

We are sick of people who can't even pronounce our name ringing us ................
1. Change your name to something easier to pronounce. :rolleyes:



...I contacted the Australian Direct Marketers Association ( ADMA)
to ask that our name be removed from their list, ...
2. Doesn't work 'cos not all telemarketeers are in that Association.:mad:

3. Don't let it get up your nose, you'll live longer. :D

[echnidna]

Give the telemarketers Johnny Howards phone number.

[gatiep]

I had one phoning me this morning while I was still asleep in bed. Asian type accent, maybe from the east and had her time of day in Perth screwed up. She asked how I was. I told her that I was better before she woke me up and that I'm not interested in her call. Lo & behold, just after lunch she phoned again. I told her to get lost, however she wanted to check my fax number to enable her to fax 4 pages to me, so I told her that I was not interested and if it was important she could've told me on the phone. Her reply was that she couldn't discuss what she had to offer me on the phone. The last I heard as I put the phone down was that I was going to loose a lot..................a lot of something I didn't want I suppose.


I have thought about this and decided that the next one will get an email address as it is far more modern and convenient to deal with me by email. For those out there that want 'my' email it is : [email protected]



For the Afrikaans speaking out there it will be a joke and to enlighten you other guys it means : you big ar**h*[email protected]
I figure that none of them will be any the wiser, but the email will at least not reach me.

[Cliff Rogers]

Give the telemarketers Johnny Howards phone number.
& that is???? :cool:

[Shannon Nash]

Was told by a mate recently that you are rated 1-5 on your manners. The ruder you are the less likely you are to get a return call.

Option 2, if you can't bring yourself to be rude, simply say "just one moment I need to check the kids" (or somehing similar) and leave the phone off the hook for a half hour or so then hang up.

Have not tried these but have been told they may have desired effect.

SN

[aabb]

Was told by a mate recently that you are rated 1-5 on your manners. The ruder you are the less likely you are to get a return call.

Option 2, if you can't bring yourself to be rude, simply say "just one moment I need to check the kids" (or somehing similar) and leave the phone off the hook for a half hour or so then hang up.

Have not tried these but have been told they may have desired effect.

SN
Have adopted this ..makes me feel good when they are on interstate or international call... at least Telstra or equiv makes money out of them :-)

[Sturdee]

I have thought about this and decided that the next one will get an email address as it is far more modern and convenient to deal with me by email. For those out there that want 'my' email it is : [email protected]




:D :D :D


That is still very polite Joe. I would have used a tad more expressive way.


Peter.

[stephenmeddings]

When we baught our house we opted for a private number to avoid all these problems. It worked. Just avoid putting home number on anything like raffle tickets etc.

But we have noticed that more and more often they come knocking on our door instead (usually around the 6pm - 7pm mark) just when we are having tea. Last week, 4 out of 5 nights. Foxtel, Repco, Optus Broadband, 3G. Now I might have to put a sign above the door bell warning hawkers to ring bell at own risk. Maybe I could put some red paint on the door step or a chalk outline?

Stephen

[Kev Y.]

I have suffered from the "off shore" phone callers... In the end I said "send me the info in the mail.." the response was.. "I will have to ask you some questions to confirm who you are."

THAT really lost me, and told the person - politely - that I hoped he had better success with his next contact and then hung up.

ON a slightly different theme, I have also been getting unsolicited offers from the lending institutions for their credit cards.. NO I DONT WANT ONE. so I simply write , in texta, in big letters, NOT INTERESTED, on the forms then place these in the reply paid envelope and send it back :rolleyes:

After all they have paid for the paostage so why not use it :confused:

[doug the slug]

Option 2, if you can't bring yourself to be rude, simply say "just one moment I need to check the kids" (or somehing similar) and leave the phone off the hook for a half hour or so then hang up.

Have not tried these but have been told they may have desired effect.

SN
I do that to them every time, and i check the phone every 5 minutes, quietly, to see if they have hung up. sometimes they hold for 20 minutes or more, and i am proud of myself for stopping them hassling someone else for that time.

I have been doing what brudda suggested with reply paid envelopes for several years now. havent heard back from american express since i put a housebrick in a brown paper bag and glued their reply paid envelope to the bag.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif


Doug

[Kev Y.]

I have been doing what brudda suggested with reply paid envelopes for several years now. havent heard back from american express since i put a housebrick in a brown paper bag and glued their reply paid envelope to the bag.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif


Doug

You are THE man.... ;) ;) , I tried to gve you a greenie for this but "neil" says I have to pass some goodness around more before its your turn again, sorry..:o thanks for the idea tho!

[Iain]

I can bypass that for you, just send your details to Gungha Din Enterprises, PO Box 0099, Agra, India, say Iain sent you :D :D :D :D

[wonnie]

with the reply paid envelopes, i love filling them with whatever other junk came through the mail that day and sending it off back....i dont know if im just easily satisfied but it feels good :)

[Studley 2436]

HEHE
I just say, "what are you selling" usually they say telephony services, I say no not buying thank you and hang up

You could always say, "I am so glad you called me I have a great once in a lifetime offer for you today for some handmade Australian Stuffup furniture. As you know Stuffup is the premier furniture in the world please give me your credit card details and I will charge immediately and ship sometime in the future!"

Studley

[doug the slug]

with the reply paid envelopes, i love filling them with whatever other junk came through the mail that day and sending it off back....i dont know if im just easily satisfied but it feels good :)
Wonnie,

thats how i started out too, try the "brick" option. teh feeling of satisfaction cant be described!!!!!!!!!

but if you must, put the other junk mail into the bag too, saves throwing it away
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Doug

[Gingermick]

you'll live longer.
Thereby giving the buggers more opportunity to bug ya