final word on nutrition and health

[stephenmeddings]

For those of us who watch what we eat, here's a final word on nutrition and health.

Facts:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brit and Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brits and Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brits and Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brits and Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, Brits and Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[doug the slug]

BEING overweight never killed anyone, WORRYING abouty being overweight causes cancer and heart attacks.


Doug

[Kev Y.]

I am not fat!!!:mad: , I am just short for my weight ;) :)

[zathras]

There is plenty of fat in Doug's avatar and given the right conditions would be sure to bring on a heart attack ;) :) :D :D :D :D :D :eek:

[Iain]

There is plenty of fat in Doug's avatar and given the right conditions would be sure to bring on a heart attack ;) :) :D :D :D :D :D :eek:
Yeah, but what a way to go :p

[Gingermick]

given the right conditions would be sure to bring on a heart attack
Yes indeed, I nearly had a heart attack when, while I was reading all his posts, gingerchick came up behind me and roundly chastised me.