Getting Old

[Rodgera]

Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their
husbands for a long time.

One day Amy was upset because she thought her husband didn't find her
attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!"
Amy cried.

"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more
beautiful every day." replied Jamie.

"Yes," answered Amy, "but your husband's an antique dealer!"