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19th April 2015, 04:52 PM
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Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction ..
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:Take off your glasses ..
Q:Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A:Valets don't forget where they park your car .
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon .
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:On their foreheads ..
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
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The blank spaces were items, I didn't think would be allowed.
Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction ..
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:Take off your glasses ..
Q:Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A:Valets don't forget where they park your car .
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon .
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:On their foreheads ..
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
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The blank spaces were items, I didn't think would be allowed.