Recycling Bin

[Rodgera]

I was visiting my daughter, a successful young professional, when I
noticed half a piece of French bread in its original wrapper in her
recycling bin.

When I told her that she shouldn't put bread in the recycling bin,
she said, "Why not? It tastes like cardboard!"

[AlexS]

Saw the thread title, thought it was going to be a place to post all those jokes that have been here before.