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Rodgera
6th March 2015, 10:21 AM
I was headed to the dentist's early one morning, but when I pulled up
to a parking meter, I realized I didn't have any change. As I got out
of my car, I saw a parking officer heading my way. I called out to
him that I was going to get some change for the meter and asked him
not to give me a ticket. He said that if the meter wasn't set by the
time he got to it, I would get a ticket.
Quickly running into a nearby coffee shop, I ordered a coffee. The
waitress, seeing the bill in my hand, asked if I had anything smaller.
"No", I said, "I'm sorry, I don't."
"It's your lucky day, then" she said, handing me the coffee. "We
don't have any change, so your coffee is on the house!"
Allan at Wallan
6th March 2015, 02:30 PM
Perhaps he should have gone into the "Ness Cafe" next door
- they may have had some change.:D
Allan
Carry Pine
7th March 2015, 08:55 AM
Youa just trying to mocha the first joke!
CP
Allan at Wallan
7th March 2015, 09:08 AM
Youa just trying to mocha the first joke!
CP
You deserve an International "Roast" for that.:D
Allan
george mavridis
7th March 2015, 09:42 AM
I bet your anxiety was "brewing" ?
Uncle Al
7th March 2015, 10:08 AM
Was it Maxwell's? (Do they still make that stuff?)
A Duke
7th March 2015, 11:13 AM
That's Smart.
rwbuild
7th March 2015, 01:07 PM
Talk about Harris us with puns
Carry Pine
8th March 2015, 09:46 AM
Talk about Harris us with puns
Letting people in here from Cowra, I knew someone from the Bush'll ruin this thread.
CP
labr@
8th March 2015, 08:54 PM
Youa just trying to mocha the first joke!
CP
That's a serious accusation - do you have grounds?
Blarney
8th March 2015, 09:25 PM
Oh Gloria Jeans, Starbucks!!!:oo:
Rodgera
9th March 2015, 12:03 PM
Oh Gloria Jeans, Starbucks!!!:oo:
nah!!I'm A Mc Cafe
rwbuild
9th March 2015, 07:47 PM
Over rated, move onto the Nes cafe please
Carry Pine
9th March 2015, 09:08 PM
Let's stop this nonsense. it's turning into a real grind. And I've bean there before.
cp
CAG
10th March 2015, 10:47 AM
Not before I take the plunge(r).
Rodgera
10th March 2015, 03:19 PM
Not before I take the plunge(r).
I'll let that thought perculate for a while!!
Allan at Wallan
10th March 2015, 04:06 PM
What a bunch of "stirrers".:D
Allan
Carry Pine
11th March 2015, 03:34 PM
What a bunch of "stirrers".:D
Allan
I agree- these guys are whingers and stirrers. I know that's a double shot but it's true.
CP
Rodgera
12th March 2015, 11:08 PM
I'll let that thought perculate for a while!
CAG
15th March 2015, 01:54 PM
The milk's gone off in this thread; it's no longer my cup of tea.
Bob38S
15th March 2015, 03:53 PM
I think they have all been drinking civet cat coffee
aka
cat poop coffee.