Peat Moss

[Rodgera]

I went into a Big Green Shed to purchase a bale of peat moss.

I gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose
you will want some identification."

Without hesitation the clerk replied, "No sir, that won't be necessary."

"How come?" I asked .

"Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.

[CAG]

Who went into Bunnings? You, another man...? You're forgetting yourself now.:doh:

[popawisky]

Stirling's brother, Peat???????????