Inquisitive wife

[Allan at Wallan]

This morning the missus said to me, "Be prepared to help me tomorrow
with the vacuuming, ok".

I replied, "Sorry, I will be busy tomorrow".

"Doing what", she asked.

I said, "Doing things I haven't done today".

She then took on a sterner tone and demanded, "Like what?"

I had to think quickly and replied, "Doing things I haven't done
for the last couple of months".

By the look on her face I would say she does not have a sense of humour.

Allan

[KBs PensNmore]

Sound like my other half. I've yet to find a woman that has a sense of humour, after about 7 years.:D

[Handyjack]

Suck it up - tomorrow.

Now remember that she said tomorrow.
The following day you must reply that you will help "Tomorrow"!

"Tomorrow never comes".

[CAG]

Sound like my other half. I've yet to find a woman that has a sense of humour, after about 7 years.:D

Does that mean you've been looking for another woman for the past 7 years or all of the women you've encountered have lost their sense of humour after 7 years? :roll:

[Allan at Wallan]

Sound like my other half. I've yet to find a woman that has a sense of humour, after about 7 years.:D


We've been married 53 years - have needed a sense of humour
to have lasted this long.

Hope she does not read this.:D


Allan

[KBs PensNmore]

Does that mean you've been looking for another woman for the past 7 years or all of the women you've encountered have lost their sense of humour after 7 years? :roll:

They loose it after 7 years, after 3 of them you'd think I'd have learnt.:?

[CAG]

They loose it after 7 years, after 3 of them you'd think I'd have learnt.:?


Hmmm.....what's the common denominator here?

Oh yeah, they can't see that you're such a good bloke when up close!!! :hapy:

[ian]

This morning the missus said to me, "Be prepared to help me tomorrow
with the vacuuming, ok".

I replied, "Sorry, I will be busy tomorrow".

"Doing what", she asked.

I said, "Doing things I haven't done today".

She then took on a sterner tone and demanded, "Like what?"

I had to think quickly and replied, "Doing things I haven't done
for the last couple of months".

By the look on her face I would say she does not have a sense of humour.So Allan

how's it going?

did "tomorrow" arrive at some stage during the day ?

did you get any dinner?

have you made a new acquaintance with the vacuum cleaner?

how does the head feel?

[RedShirtGuy]

We've been married 53 years

You get less for murder :U



Nah...well done you (both). I really respect a couple that can stick together that long.

Especially when one of them is posting jokes like this :q Hehehe

[Allan at Wallan]

So Allan

how's it going?

did "tomorrow" arrive at some stage during the day ?

did you get any dinner?

have you made a new acquaintance with the vacuum cleaner?

how does the head feel?

"Tomorrow" yet to arrive.
"Dinner" was G.Y.O. (Get your own).
"Head" on vacuum cleaner ok, mine still sporting bruises.

:D


Allan

[AlexS]

We've been married 53 years

Allan
Only seems like 70.:D