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KBs PensNmore
29th November 2014, 08:40 PM
Critical Thinking At Its Best! Woman:Do you drink beer?Man:YesWoman:How many beers a day? Man:Usually about 3 Woman:How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman:And how long have you been drinking? Man:About 20 years, I suppose Woman:So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day whichputs your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man:Correct Woman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting forinflation,the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000,correct? Man:Correct Woman:Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man:Do you drink beer? Woman:NoMan:Where's your Ferrari then?

AlexS
30th November 2014, 08:28 AM
On top of that, it's probably less than she spends on make up, and the beer is probably more effective at making her look beautiful.:D

FenceFurniture
30th November 2014, 10:23 AM
... the beer is probably more effective at making her look beautiful.:DYes, it's not only good for the skin, it rearranges facial features, loses body weight, and more.

Sawdust Maker
30th November 2014, 04:53 PM
On top of that, it's probably less than she spends on make up, and the beer is probably more effective at making her look beautiful.:D

duck :bricks:

KBs PensNmore
30th November 2014, 06:13 PM
That is why alcohol was invented, to make ugly people look better.

Tonyz
4th December 2014, 09:34 PM
WRONG. I drink every nite before the news and no pollie looks better than they did before

Stewie D
4th December 2014, 10:53 PM
This is a beer ad from the US a few years ago...

http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc455/stewiesno1/BeervsMakeup_zps63e8110f.jpg (http://s1212.photobucket.com/user/stewiesno1/media/BeervsMakeup_zps63e8110f.jpg.html)

Stewie